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What are you watching on TV? Page 598

Aaaand the version just went wrong.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 28 2008, 8:47 PM GMT

I want James'

I wanted all three, to be honst. Just something about that red and yellowy gold. Yum.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 28 2008, 7:18 PM GMT

What are you watching on TV? - This stupid Help! I'm No Bigger Than A Bug with Nigel F**king Marven. I used to like him, but now he does me 'ed in! I hate all his '"oh, if I don't watch out they'll have me" bollocks about CGI dinosaurs and green screen bugs! Wanker.

Oh that really pisses me off!!!! Waste of time, especially when he gets bit or attacked and we have to see his piss poor acting, which has nothing to do with all the sciencey interesting bits.

Clarkson on Buzzcocks.

Quote: Leevil @ December 28 2008, 10:45 PM GMT

Oh that really pisses me off!!!! Waste of time, especially when he gets bit or attacked and we have to see his piss poor acting, which has nothing to do with all the sciencey interesting bits.

I know! Get the f**k out of the way you f**king idiots! You don't get this with Attenborough!

Quote: Gavin @ December 28 2008, 10:46 PM GMT

Clarkson on Buzzcocks.

Is that new? Where's Amstel?

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 28 2008, 10:50 PM GMT

I know! Get the f**k out of the way you f**king idiots! You don't get this with Attenborough!

He's to busy standing in Bat shit.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 28 2008, 10:50 PM GMT

Is that new? Where's Amstel?

I dunno.

Hopefully Amstel has been sent back to hell.

Quote: Gavin @ December 28 2008, 10:51 PM GMT

He's to busy standing in Bat shit.

Laughing out loud That's guanu.

"What's gwanin'?"

I don't know what that means, but I put it into Yahoo and this came up.

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Something to do with arthritis judging by there fingers.

They look like a right bunch of twats.

:)

(Let's keep that to ourselves though, eh.)

Quote: PhQnix @ December 28 2008, 10:59 PM GMT

"What's gwanin'?"

Complimentary base pairing to cytosine in DNA synthesis. Pleased

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 28 2008, 11:11 PM GMT

Complimentary base pairing to cytosine in DNA anythesis. Pleased

:D

I spelt it right as well.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 28 2008, 11:11 PM GMT

Complimentary base pairing to cytosine in DNA anythesis. Pleased

*is sooo confused right now* :S

Quote: PhQnix @ December 28 2008, 11:12 PM GMT

:D

I spelt it right as well.

No, you didn't for DNA, and I was just too excited at making the joke to spell properly. Or something.

I believe it might have meant 'hello chaps, what appears to be going on?'

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