British Comedy Guide

2009 promises. Page 8

Quote: sootyj @ December 28 2008, 4:13 PM GMT

Hurt good or bad?

Is there a difference?

Well the joyous stomach cramp of a solid laugh, beats for me the burning tears of a particularly unfunny joke.

Quote: sootyj @ December 28 2008, 4:16 PM GMT

Well the joyous stomach cramp of a solid laugh, beats for me the burning tears of a particularly unfunny joke.

If you can meet with triumph and adversity
And treat those impostors just the same

Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it
And-which is more-you will be a comedy writer my son

Minx.

Actually I lol and that don't happen that often!

Thanks I'm quite a fragile sensitive thing really.

I knows it (mops Sooty's fevered brow with a lemon scented cloth) I think my homoerotic writing is getting there. Makes note to self. New avenue opening.

New avenue opening in gay writing?

Sure it's not an old tobacco road?

Quote: Leevil @ December 28 2008, 12:18 AM GMT

Very original one for me, quit smoking fags. Dirty things, glad I'm broke at the minute, I'd love one right now.

I thought you'd decided to do that ages ago while you weren't properly addicted?? (or so you said!)

*shakes head* Leevil! *tuts* Leevil! *shakes head* *tuts*

Quote: sootyj @ December 28 2008, 4:35 PM GMT

New avenue opening in gay writing?

Sure it's not an old tobacco road?

I'm thinking Brokeback Mountain II- The AIDS years.

Quote: Dr Mato @ December 28 2008, 2:01 PM GMT

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Is that the equivalent of Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud?

Broke backpassage?

Or the musical. Backside Story.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 28 2008, 2:16 PM GMT

I like lamb cause it actually feels like it melts in your mouth. Mmmmmmm..........

Lamb is the best meat ever! Gorgeous. If I became veggie, it would be lamb I missed the most, followed by bacon.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 28 2008, 2:18 PM GMT

I hate chops. A waste of f**king time and energy. And messy too.

Yeah, only a few mouthfuls, but damn are they nice mouthfuls!

Quote: Leevil @ December 28 2008, 12:48 PM GMT

If you enjoy cooking, it will be fun discovering all the alternatives to meat dishes and satisfying when you realize, how much quicker, safer and healthier your meals will be.

I quite enjoy putting a meal together, with different bits & pieces, so that will be quite enjoyable. I just feel like getting rid of stuff that isn't good to eat. I firmly believe that a lot of modern food is just junk, meat from animals stuffed to the gills which chemicals to make them grow faster, vegetables with a low nutritional content because they've been grown in soil which is absolutely shagged out in terms of having any nutrients in it with being used year in year out to grow the same thing, and other food packed with unnatural ingredients, trans fats etc. Your pets probably get more vitamins than you do because pet food is fortified with vitamins. Organic veggie seems to be the way to go in order to say goodbye to all that stuff.

Quote: Aaron @ December 28 2008, 1:29 PM GMT

To Bad dog, you say you're not much of a meat eater anyway, so why make such a proclamation of it? Just cutting back a bit further without making a fuss about "going veggie" is more than enough, surely?

Well, I'm trying to cut out the rubbish as well as the meat. Look at all this artificial stuff we're eating, it's just no good for us. So I'm getting shot of all of it.

Luckily, it's not Jan 1st yet, I've had sausages for dinner. Whistling nnocently

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