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Ooh, that does look quiiiite awesome.

(Christopher Dean is the man half of Torville and Dean.) You know.... them ice skaters.)

Quote: Aaron @ December 27 2008, 6:24 PM GMT

So, so beautiful.

(They had Pirates Of The Caribbean on. Elliot would have creamed himself.)

Ooooh.

I didn't watch Pirates yesterday. Hmmm.

I did find a video of naked Johnny Depp today though.

Quote: PhQnix @ December 27 2008, 6:50 PM GMT

Ooooh.

I didn't watch Pirates yesterday. Hmmm.

I did find a video of naked Johnny Depp today though.

You are so gay :D

Quote: zooo @ December 27 2008, 6:28 PM GMT

Ooh, that does look quiiiite awesome.

As was the price. £4,499. But I want it so, so, SO much.

Quote: zooo @ December 27 2008, 6:28 PM GMT

(Christopher Dean is the man half of Torville and Dean.) You know.... them ice skaters.)

Ahhh. I wondered, but wasn't sure.

Apparently they used to train and practice at Slough ice rink. :/

Robyn is trying to sort out her poor little sketch girl's hand.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 27 2008, 9:05 PM GMT

Robyn is trying to sort out her poor little sketch girl's hand.

Why whats wrong with it?

It's just not right...Neither are.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 27 2008, 9:10 PM GMT

It's just not right...Neither are.

Laughing out loud

Roscoff is sneezing a lot. I am a serial sneezer. My world record is 22 on the trot. Any one beat that?

Did I miss another joke? :(
Earlier -
Me "I've done her eye about 4 times!"
Dad "That's what she said."

Quote: roscoff @ December 27 2008, 9:19 PM GMT

Roscoff is sneezing a lot. I am a serial sneezer. My world record is 22 on the trot.

Stop thinking about sex!

Quote: roscoff @ December 27 2008, 9:19 PM GMT

Roscoff is sneezing a lot. I am a serial sneezer. My world record is 22 on the trot. Any one beat that?

That's impressive.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 27 2008, 9:20 PM GMT

Stop thinking about sex!

a) No
b) What has that to do with sneezing?
c) No

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 27 2008, 9:20 PM GMT

Did I miss another joke? :(
Earlier -
Me "I've done her eye about 4 times!"
Dad "That's what she said."

If you did then so have I.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 27 2008, 9:20 PM GMT

That's impressive.

It's my personal world of snot. I'm opening up a theme park next year just outside Bootle.

Quote: roscoff @ December 27 2008, 9:22 PM GMT

a) No
b) What has that to do with sneezing?
c) No

Don't worry. It was a news story about a week ago about the possible link between sneezing and thinking about sex.

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