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Quote: sootyj @ December 26 2008, 5:52 PM GMT

As for people arguing with you, 2 suggestions.

1 Be wrong less often.

2 Be less open about your wrongness.

Or be careful who you talk to.

Sooty there is a lot of anger in you these days, man. Has the BSG finally hardened your soul?

Oh Moonstone I am naught but a witless tabulau rasa upon which I write my own witless material.

At the moment playing with one not so funny comedy perosnality and about to try the next.

The Zygons control Sooty now.

Quote: sootyj @ December 26 2008, 6:01 PM GMT

Oh Moonstone I am naught but a witless tabulau rasa upon which I write my own witless material.

At the moment playing with one not so funny comedy perosnality and about to try the next.

Is it a nice one though? Or try being Jake How, he's the funniest comedy personality ever!

Quote: Moonstone @ December 26 2008, 6:03 PM GMT

Is it a nice one though? Or try being Jake How, he's the funniest comedy personality ever!

Bring back Jake How and his Waterloo Road scripts!

I was thinking of camp Sootyj, but I rather liked evil Sootyj.

Quote: Ben @ December 26 2008, 6:05 PM GMT

Bring back Jake How and his Waterloo Road scripts!

Agreed!

Quote: sootyj @ December 26 2008, 6:07 PM GMT

I was thinking of camp Sootyj, but I rather liked evil Sootyj.

Yeah, the camp one is good! Act like a complete gayer, just as long as it makes us all laugh!
And smother the board in double-entendre, Mr. Humphries style!

Oh, wait a minute...

To summarise Matthew Stott:

"I'd rather have the odd awful episode and miss out on my ideals, than have no Who at all."

Quote: Aaron @ December 26 2008, 6:23 PM GMT

To summarise Matthew Stott:

"I'd rather have the odd awful episode and miss out on my ideals, than have no Who at all."

Why summarise? And are you saying that's a good thing or a bad thing?

Come on Sooty and Stott, let Zygons be Zygons.

Quote: Aaron @ December 26 2008, 6:23 PM GMT

To summarise Matthew Stott:

"I'd rather have the odd awful episode and miss out on my ideals, than have no Who at all."

I'd rather have the obscure UK porn scifi show.

Blake 7 inches.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 26 2008, 6:27 PM GMT

Why summarise?

Because you're being terribly long-winded in getting the point across, and fear that some of the meaning is being 'lost in translation', as it were.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 26 2008, 6:27 PM GMT

And are you saying that's a good thing or a bad thing?

Sacrifice (perceived) quality for existence? Definitely good.

Quote: Badge @ December 26 2008, 3:01 PM GMT

Morrissey was great, though. And the first half was comfortably better than anything in the previous Who Christmas specials.

F**king hell, Morrissey was in Doctor Who and I missed it.

I can hear him now:

Oh-oh Cybermen, you do not belong here...
You metal scoundrels, you heartless metal scoundrels
Please go...
You're giving me a headache
Can't you at least oil those joints
Oh-oh-oh please oil them
Oil those joints... etc.

That's quite accurate!

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