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Quote: David Chapman @ December 26 2008, 12:43 PM GMT

A fortune cookie? You must have had a saaaaad day.

Wish I had a toilet. I've been bursting for weeks.

You can borrow mine. Toilet that is, not fortune cookie.

Quote: David Chapman @ December 26 2008, 12:43 PM GMT

A fortune cookie? You must have had a saaaaad day.

Wish I had a toilet. I've been bursting for weeks.

Surprised you're not on the nappies yet.

Quote: Leevil @ December 26 2008, 12:45 PM GMT

Surprised you're not on the nappies yet.

Me or David?

Robyn is sleepy, and confused by her shoes.

Well, they're little canvas-y things, and you put a foot inside each one. Then you tie up the laces, or fasten the buckles, or perhaps in your case, I expect, pull the velcro tight over itself. :)

They have laces, and are Converse. What is confusing is that I have been wearing different pairs of them for years, and got more yesterday in the same size as usual, but the left one feels huuuuge.

What colour?

Hmm. Do they LOOK the same size, when off?

White with ladybirds on them. Pleased

Quote: Aaron @ December 26 2008, 1:42 PM GMT

Hmm. Do they LOOK the same size, when off?

Yep! Even squished my feet together in one of each to check.

Quote: zooo @ December 26 2008, 1:41 PM GMT

What colour?

Penis pink.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 26 2008, 1:45 PM GMT

White with ladybirds on them. Pleased

Less interesting.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 26 2008, 1:45 PM GMT

Yep! Even squished my feet together in one of each to check.

Weeeirrdd! So your left foot feels fine in the right shoe, but tiny in the left one? How peculiar!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 26 2008, 1:45 PM GMT

White with ladybirds on them. Pleased

Quote: Aaron @ December 26 2008, 1:47 PM GMT

Weeeirrdd! So your left foot feels fine in the right shoe, but tiny in the left one? How peculiar!

Laughing out loud No! I put on a shoe of an old pair on the left and it was fiiiine, and then compared the sole of the old to that of the new.

... I am so confused.

:$ Don't worry.

Ellie still hasn't thrown off her terrible cough.

:( Console

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