Pinter milk.

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NR1

Harold Pinter has

LONG PAUSE.

NR2

Died today, it was after a long struggle with.

LONG PAUSE.

NR1

I've always hated you, hated you so much you f**king bitch. Even though I f**king love you.

NR2

In a tragic coincidence.

NR1

Ben Elton and Andrew Lloyd Webber haven't died and are probably working on some shit musical.

NR2

Based on Top Gear most likely.

LONG PAUSE

NR1

You bitch.

I like the pun in the title.

Somebody delete this shit.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 26 2008, 1:12 AM GMT

Somebody delete this shit.

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Quote: Nil Putters @ December 26 2008, 1:13 AM GMT

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Could work if it was done more directly in the tone and style of Pinter. You're clearly trying for that, but doesn't really capture it (for example, he tended not to have pauses mid-sentence).