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All those peeps getting fired in The City! That was a chortle and a half! :D

Is there no end to your rage, Frankie?!

The thing I find hilarious is the 1000s being fired from building companies, Woolies and the like. Then the workers in restaurants etc they support.

Now the government is going to slash their benefits bullying them into non existent jobs and permit bailifs to physically molest them.

What fun.

Franky haven't you noticed it's always the poor who get screwed, first, the most and the longest.

Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2008, 6:11 PM GMT

Franky haven't you noticed it's always the poor who get screwed, first, the most and the longest.

Yes, of course. Which is why I would find it funny to see the Middle Class in the shit as well.

Quote: Ben @ December 24 2008, 6:08 PM GMT

Is there no end to your rage, Frankie?!

I am not just bitter but twisted too! ;)

You do know historically the middle classes appeared only a few hundred years ago.

They're just working class people who made an effort to better them selves.

Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2008, 6:17 PM GMT

You do know historically the middle classes appeared only a few hundred years ago.

They're just working class people who made an effort to better them selves.

Or to put it another way, they 'made better their situation' by the exploitation of others? Mill owners, pit owners, etc. Paying pennies and pocketing pounds! I, me, mine all the way to the bank!

And the days of serfdom and barons were better?

You're only a night school course and a degree from bettering yourself.

Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2008, 6:38 PM GMT

And the days of serfdom and barons were better?

You're only a night school course and a degree from bettering yourself.

The Barons were the parasites their day, parasitic of their Serf's labours.

It's not having a degree that does it. It's jumping on the 'I, me, mine' gravy train that does it!

Barons*

*duly corrected* ;)

Humans are evolved monkeys no more, no more less.

Maybe the next stage of evoloution will be better.

What, where we're all gay?

Monkey's aren't gay, except for those one's where the female's clitoriss is bigger than the male's penis.

But they're bisexual.

Quote: sootyj @ December 24 2008, 7:03 PM GMT

Monkey's aren't gay, except for those one's where the female's clitoriss is bigger than the male's penis.

But they're bisexual.

Don't forget though that evolution isn't about improvement in terms of 'better quality'; it's about adaptation.

And may not even be true ;)

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