Good luck! Daddy tried that once when I was four and it just bounced off my head!
Quote: dannyjb1 @ December 24 2008, 12:55 PM GMTMC?
Can't touch this. Dum da da dum....
Ubermerry Crispmas! Page 2
Quote: Gavin @ December 24 2008, 12:56 PM GMTYou hound, only with zooo for couple of weeks and already playing the field.
Ha!
This just in. Santa has been killed.
*Seeks Cover*
You can't kill Santa anyway. Jesus gave him superpowers.
It was Jesus that shot him. He forgot his birthday. Again.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 24 2008, 1:02 PM GMTYou can't kill Santa anyway. Jesus gave him superpowers.
Christmas is cancelled for me. I am so ill 
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 24 2008, 1:03 PM GMTIt was Jesus that shot him. He forgot his birthday. Again.
Jesus sure can hold a grudge.
Quote: ShoePie @ December 24 2008, 1:03 PM GMTChristmas is cancelled for me. I am so ill
Oh no you got the scourge that's been going round?
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHOOPIE!
What you need is gingerbread nurses and some cinnamon sweet hot milk stat!
Quote: ShoePie @ December 24 2008, 1:03 PM GMTChristmas is cancelled for me. I am so ill
Have a sad wank.
Aaron your obssessed with sad wanks.
Yeah I have the cold from hell. Even if I feel better tomorrow I don't want to pass it on so I've quarantined myself away.
Gingerbread nurse sounds nice!
With very tight sugarpaste uniforms.
God I sound like a gingerbread pimp.