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She wants to make babies with Dr. Who, legs are open here comes Zooo

Quote: roscoff @ December 22 2008, 8:18 PM GMT

He's half man half gingerbread, it must be Ned

I would love that, I love gingerbread. Couldn't go out in the rain though I suppose, I'd get all soggy.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 22 2008, 8:23 PM GMT

Back to bed, it's only Ned.

You'd be surprised at how many people have actually said that. Then again maybe you wouldn't.

He's got a cat with Headphones, he's that pussy Moonstone.

He's the toff who loves to toss off, it's Roscoff.

Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2008, 8:27 PM GMT

He's the toff who loves to toss off, it's Roscoff.

And to clean up the mess would take more than one cloth

He's into religions and their weird ways, get on ya knees it's Sootyj

I kinda get the feeling that this thread is veering off from light fun into libelous territory . . .

He does sexual things to Pavlova, ScotiaNova

Charles looks like a Gorilla when he's porking Camilla

Her boyfriend's a louse, she's Amy WInehouse

Hey you've gotta hide your dog away, it's Sootyj

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 22 2008, 8:29 PM GMT

And to clean up the mess would take more than one cloth

I have a young Filipino boy to clear up such matters.

He does kinky things in bed, he'll happily shit on your head, Ned

SootyJ's a jerk, for making us work !

He'll take you to funky town, it's Gordy Brown.

Prepare to be blown away, it's Bozzer Jay!

Quote: Blobster @ December 22 2008, 8:36 PM GMT

SootyJ's a jerk, for making us work !

He's always on the rob sir, it's Blobster.

He get's away with murder son! He's Sir Alex Ferguson.

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