Hi, I have been lurking in the shadows of this site since the begining of the year and have been admiring all your work for a long time! I have just sent off my first ever bit of writing in to the Royal Tapes and predictably failed miserably! Hooray, the first of many though I have no doubt. I am going to post this then run for my lunch as it's all very scary for me!!!!!
Hello Sparklee.
I am pretty new on here too so as one newbie to another welcome to what may be a mad house! It is a bit scary on here, but hey let's scare 'em back! 
Frankie xxx 
'Allo... and welcome to the forum!
Hello!
Dont run Sparklee. Come back. We need more girls here.
Hello & Welcome to the BSG.
xx
I am back had a diet sarnie it was rank! Thanks everyone for being so friendly this really is a bit scary I sort of feel like I know you all already!! I am going to try and figure out how to put some of my work up on the critique forum and see what you all think. I am in need of some big kick up the bot to get some work done I am desperate to leave my job and become rich and famous now how do I get that job?
Hi to both of you. Frankie welcome to the dark side!
Welcome Sparklee to BSG, so good they named it twice - and started up a game of scrabble.
Welcome to the forum. 
Hello Sparklee, to the BSG, on a mondee.... I'm trying to do a lot of rhyming today....errr, so hey!
Diet Sarnie!!! Eat the middle leave most of the bread saves enough calories for wine tonight or mebbie crisps to go with the sarnie!! mmmmm I only have so many calories a day to spend.
Hi Sparklee
Welcome to the boards
Adam
Di-et?
Leevil's Dictionary:
Die
Died
Dies
Dig
Nope, not there?
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