Quote: Griff @ December 22 2008, 3:52 PM GMTHe's rubbish at talking, it's Stephen Hawking
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 22 2008, 3:42 PM GMTIt's Konnie Huq, a girl I'd love to have dinner with
Hehe!
Promoting s**t. Page 4
Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2008, 2:58 PM GMT"Expect violence here comes Richard Digance!"
Richard Digance is great, actually. 
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 22 2008, 3:06 PM GMT'With the topical beef, it's Riz Lateef!'
(Tried to fit the word local in but it wouldn't scan. Not that that's a particular consideration).
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 22 2008, 3:27 PM GMTHe likes it up the shitter, here's Paul O'Grady.
I've been chuckling along to some of the previous ones, but this made me laugh out loud.
Is anyone here a marksman? It's Jeremy Clarkson!
Ulrikas sucked their nobs, it's Vic and Bob.
He needs a hoist for forking, it's Stephen Hawking.
All the bad boys go down on Derren Brown.
Wish you had their daughter's tan: Mr & Mrs McCann
Roll up, Roll up - it's Roy Castle!
Battery comes free - My First Baby P
He thinks hunger's grand, he's Bobby Sands
Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ December 22 2008, 6:45 PM GMTBattery comes free - My First Baby P
LOL.
Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ December 22 2008, 6:45 PM GMTWish you had their daughter's tan: Mr & Mrs McCann
Roll up, Roll up - it's Roy Castle!
Battery comes free - My First Baby P
He thinks hunger's grand, he's Bobby Sands
Very dark, number 1 is a work of subllimely horrible genius.
Surely: "You hauled away the corpse in a van, Mr & Mrs McCann"?
Ooh wandering into darker, deeper depths.
What's that under the bed? It's Shannon Mathews she's not dead!
It's that human refuse, Karen Mathews!
Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2008, 6:50 PM GMTVery dark, number 1 is a work of subllimely horrible genius.
Wow, props from the master himself!
Slight derail: recently discovered your 118 thread and been sending them a slew of similarly topical and tasteful jokes... so far no reply - any advice?
I fear the guy reading them has had enough and decided to ignore my emails 
or commit suicide
You don't hear till they decide to tell ya, and that may be weeks.
Ask Graham and he may tell you.
As for 118 118 I hate to say it, but bland and easy going is the route.
They got very nervy after that Sun story.
But I'd say hang on in there, you could be winning and not know it.
He wanks over photos of the Queen, Charlie Sheen
His bandmate was a big gay, Brian May
He decorated his wall with his brain, Kurt Cobain
Quote: Griff @ December 22 2008, 7:11 PM GMTWith his paedophile ring, it's Jonathan King.
First Laugh out loud, nicely Vizesque.
He's got the scores on the perceptual door, it's Alan Moore
(respect due!)
Fo sho on England shizzle, it's Queen Lizzle.
Never said Cobain was an arsehole, it's Dave Grohl.
Dec spunks in his pants when he sees his mate Ant
I got a computer virus downloading pitures of Miley Cyrus
This thread has brought out the William Magonigal in all of us!
Ned 1984 showing a certain profincey.
Who'd bone her? It's Kerry Katona.