Glad I'm not gay it's James May.
Promoting s**t. Page 2
I have no idea what's going on here, but I'll give it shot . . .
"She takes it up the arse , it's Myleene Klass".
He likes it up the shitter, here's Paul O'Grady.
Quote: Griff @ December 22 2008, 3:26 PM GMTShit about TV, it's BSG.
Unfunny and twee it's our BSG!
BSG makes me produce exited white wee!
Sitcom Guide, there's no where to hide!
TV's a farce cos here's f**king Myleen Klass.
Better than sleeping pills, it's Bear Grylls
More annoying than cock rot, hi I'm Barry Scott
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 22 2008, 3:27 PM GMTHe likes it up the shitter, here's Paul O'Grady.
He was funny when he dressed as a lady, it's Paul O Grady.
She'll make you shoot sperm, it's Lauren Laverne
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 22 2008, 3:33 PM GMTShe'll make you shoot sperm, it's Lauren Laverne
Back off, she's mine . . .
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 22 2008, 3:30 PM GMTBetter than sleeping pills, it's Bear Grylls
More annoying than cock rot, hi I'm Barry Scott
Genius.
Hi I'm Barry Scott, I like a bang up my bot!
Quote: ScotiaNova @ December 22 2008, 3:34 PM GMTBack off, she's mine . . .
You're welcome to her, I've had what I want off her, you can pick at the carcas.
With its new paedo ring tone, here's the Gary Glitter iPhone.
Put a plug up your kids shitter, watch out it's Garry Glitter.
He punches in the ring, it's Jonathon King.
If you're banking on wanking it's Channel 5 you'll be thanking.
Get ready to moan, next on BBC Three is Clone
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 22 2008, 3:36 PM GMTYou're welcome to her, I've had what I want off her, you can pick at the carcas.
d'oh . . . (although that doesn't rhyme much, does it?).
It's Konnie Huq, a girl I'd love to have dinner with
Quote: ScotiaNova @ December 22 2008, 3:41 PM GMTd'oh . . . (although that doesn't rhyme much, does it?).
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some things rhyme
This doesn't