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Roscoff is about to go for a run. Doesn't want to but has drunk the cubic capacity of the Indian Ocean over last three days and it weren't lemonade I tells ya! Now currently bloating into a big fat git. Thinking seriously about becoming a professional coach potato.

STATUS = CONFUSED

Quote: Aaron @ December 22 2008, 12:09 PM GMT

Ah. Bums. If I'm working on something big I try to Gmail it to myself at least once a day. That way it's out there on the big wide InterWeb somewhere, with veerrrrrrrry little chance of it going missing.

I'd literally just started on changing it though. It lost bits I'd saved already. :(

Bums, and gays, and gays bumming. :(

Quote: roscoff @ December 22 2008, 12:21 PM GMT

Roscoff is about to go for a run. Doesn't want to but has drunk the cubic capacity of the Indian Ocean over last three days and it weren't lemonade I tells ya! Now currently bloating into a big fat git. Thinking seriously about becoming a professional coach potato.

STATUS = CONFUSED

You need some sexercise.

(I'm not offering.)

Robyn needs to eat but feels too sick to. :(

Then don't! Why do you "need" to? DON'T CONFORM!

Laughing out loud Because I'm as white as a sheet, which usually means I need to eat.

Sounds like it means you're sick.

If you reeeeally must eat, just try nibbling on a rich tea. Something simple like that. Something gentle on your sicky tum tum. :)

if your take dietary, health or personal advice from Aaron you really must be sick :D

I'm going on a cupboard raid.

Going food and Christmas shopping. Both of which I hate. When I win the lottery I'm gonna get Aaron to it all for me for he is a girly girl and would enjoy such a thing. Still eight man vouchers left though.

Quote: roscoff @ December 22 2008, 3:03 PM GMT

Going food and Christmas shopping. Both of which I hate. When I win the lottery I'm gonna get Aaron to it all for me for he is a girly girl and would enjoy such a thing. Still eight man vouchers left though.

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Loopey is very upset and cannot believe how rude people can be when out shopping.
She has bruises!

Quote: Loopey @ December 22 2008, 4:37 PM GMT

Loopey is very upset and cannot believe how rude people can be when out shopping.
She has bruises!

Oh hell yes they can. You just gotta be as rude back to them, someone pushed the pram out of the way in Tescos yesterday, I nearly clocked the wanker. He did apologise after I called him a few choice names.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 22 2008, 4:40 PM GMT

Oh hell yes they can. You just gotta be as rude back to them, someone pushed the pram out of the way in Tescos yesterday, I nearly clocked the wanker. He did apologise after I called him a few choice names.

Well, I was in a queue at the bank; one woman couldn't possibly wait for me to move my wheelchair so she tried to climb over my legs, leaning on my chest and kicking my legs as she did so. At the same time someone tried to pass behind me, leaning on my head for support! I was really so shocked and upset that I didn't do anything.

In the next shop, I was trying to get a basket when someone leaned over me and snatched the one I was trying to get and walked off with it. I did shout some choice words but to no avail.

I am going to hibernate until spring.

Quote: Loopey @ December 22 2008, 4:44 PM GMT

Well, I was in a queue at the bank; one woman couldn't possibly wait for me to move my wheelchair so she tried to climb over my legs, leaning on my chest and kicking my legs as she did so. At the same time someone tried to pass behind me, leaning on my head for support! I was really so shocked and upset that I didn't do anything.

In the next shop, I was trying to get a basket when someone leaned over me and snatched the one I was trying to get and walked off with it. I did shout some choice words but to no avail.

I am going to hibernate until spring.

People are bastards.

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