I was watching Virign1 last night waiting for Star Trek to start, when Jeff Brazier appeared to promote his sad arsed casino show.
Instantly I thought,
"There's no one crazier than Jeff Brazier!"
Can any one beat that as a means of adveritising a total wanker who shouldn't be on telly?
Maybe
"Expect violence here comes Richard Digance!"
And yes I am very, very bored.
Who hurts your feelings and has a big chin? Bruise Forsyth.
What celeb always gets kidnapped? Esther Ransom.
Blah, blah.......
'With the topical beef, it's Riz Lateef!'
(Tried to fit the word local in but it wouldn't scan. Not that that's a particular consideration).
F**k a beagle, it's Steven Segal!
At your behest, here's Mary Celeste.
Thicker than a hoddie, Jade Goody
He'd have sex with a man, Gok Wan
Power to the max man, it's Jeremy Paxman!
Quote: Griff @ December 22 2008, 3:11 PM GMTHack your ears off with a spoon it's Steve Wright In The Afternoon.
To fill you with delight, it's Steve Wright!
Happiness comes soon, it's Steve Wright in the afternoon!
He's very clean, it's Robson Green
He'd shag you for a grand, Russell Brand
This is a rubbish reference but it rhymes and I'm not editing myself today!!
Ok I did edit myself.
Prepare to get cross it's Jonathon Ross.
Get your freak on, it's Joey Deacon!
Quote: Griff @ December 22 2008, 3:14 PM GMTHang on while the audience retches, here come Sooty's dog rape sketches.
Maybe?
Fear dismy? Sootyj will blow you away!
Want a guffaw, its time for Jack Straw.
What a wanker, Bobby Davro.
He's going down it's Gordon Brown!
Ladies into bed it's Nick Clegg!
It's political porn, it's George Osbourne!
Is this the world's stupidest thread ever?
More fun than being a paedophile, watch Jeremy Kyle