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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 10:43 PM GMT

I'm ill, but meant to be going out. Do I risk making myself worse and making everyone else ill? With the latter, I've been told by them to go still so it'd be their own fault; but I am completely bedridden and a mess right now.

Is it flu or cold?

Must be flu with how crap I'm feeling.

Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2008, 10:45 PM GMT

Don't go!

If it was school tomorrow, then everyone would be telling me this! :P

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 10:43 PM GMT

Do I risk making myself worse and making everyone else ill?

No.

Quote: Leevil @ December 21 2008, 10:40 PM GMT

:O I read that as touchy Granddad.

You wish.

But then I have to miss Fake Christmas. :(

See, this is where having a clone would come in handy.

Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2008, 10:48 PM GMT

You wish.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 21 2008, 10:48 PM GMT

See, this is where having a clone would come in handy.

The world would not cope with two Robyns.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 10:48 PM GMT

But then I have to miss Fake Christmas. :(

What is Fake Christmas? And is not missing it worth more to you than not missing real Christmas?

Do you want to risk still being like this on Thursday? :)

I said that earlier and was told "You have to be there! It *is* real Christmas!"

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 10:49 PM GMT

The world would not cope with two Robyns.

Elliot would explode in a shower of jizz.

Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2008, 10:52 PM GMT

Elliot would explode in a shower of jizz.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2008, 10:52 PM GMT

Elliot would explode in a shower of jizz.

He won't deny that when he comes, for want of a better word, back, either.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 10:47 PM GMT

Must be flu with how crap I'm feeling.

If it was school tomorrow, then everyone would be telling me this! :P

Ginger tea or ale is good for treating a dicky tummy. I like Elderberry extract capsules for treating/killing viruses...

Quote: Moonstone @ December 21 2008, 7:36 PM GMT

Actually, I didn't want to tell you the truth, but it's Ruby who makes me do it Teary If I don't she beats me with her baking trays. It's horrible! I've been thinking about writing to social services as well but I'm too scared.

He is joking kids. Don't worry.

I'll smash you good Westerman

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2008, 10:51 PM GMT

I said that earlier and was told "You have to be there! It *is* real Christmas!"

Pathetic. Don't let them emotionally blackmail you.

True friends wouldn't push you into doing something you're not up to.

It's the coughing making my tummy dicky. :(

Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2008, 10:56 PM GMT

Pathetic. Don't let them emotionally blackmail you.

True friends wouldn't push you into doing something you're not up to.

Haha! Oh deeear, honestly don't say that. I'll be literally killed.

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