Peeing in the Pool

A quick one.

INT. SWIMMING POOL - DAY

SFX. KIDS PLAYING IN THE WATER

A lifeguard is sat on his big chair looking around.

LIFEGUARD
Oi! No peeing in the pool!

The lifeguard gets down from his chair. Cut to a man stood at the edge of the pool, peeing into the water as if at a urinal. The lifeguard starts walking over to him, the man sees him, shakes, and then quickly walks off.

Quote: Chris Forshaw @ December 19 2008, 5:13 PM GMT

A quick one.

INT. SWIMMING POOL - DAY

A lifeguard is sat on his big chair looking around.

LIFEGUARD
Oi! No peeing in the pool!

The lifeguard gets down from his chair. Cut to a man stood at the edge of the pool, peeing into the water as if at a urinal. The lifeguard starts walking over to him, the man sees him, shakes, and then quickly walks off.

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Perhaps you need to establish that there are kids in the pool first by SFX or something else. I think it would work better that way. Then the reveal would be more of a surprise that its an adult standing pissing into the pool rather than a kid pissing when he's in the pool.

OR

No peeing in the pool. A man then aims out of the pool. Bit vrude either way.

I thought that people would assume that there were other people in the pool, but if you think I need to put in then I shall do so.

Thank you sir

Has a life guard ever, in the history of lifeguards (and I was one for years) said "no peeing in the pool"???? How would you even tell (unless they were stood on the side!)

Better would be "no bombing" and have a guy in a C4 vest on the spring board.

Maybe a bunch of guys standing in a urinal sharing resources?

No pooling in the pee.

Quote: Pete @ December 20 2008, 8:28 PM GMT

Has a life guard ever, in the history of lifeguards (and I was one for years) said "no peeing in the pool"???? How would you even tell (unless they were stood on the side!)

Better would be "no bombing" and have a guy in a C4 vest on the spring board.

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Or saying "no diving" and there's an Italian footballer clutching his knee by the poolside, whilst another player protests his innocence.

Or 'No Petting' ... and a full scale Petting Zoo.

(Do Swimming Baths still exist with 'No petting' signs?)

Or lifeguard shouting 'no bombing'

Cut to a guy dressed in suicide bomber's vest and speedos in mid-air holding his knees against his chest.

or, "no bombing" and have a guy in a C4 vest on the spring board.