Charley is with her WooWoo. (King Charles Cavalier) In a park.
WooWoo (trotting about slowly)
Park Visitor
Is that a Cavalier.
Charley
Yep.
Park Visitor
Fat isnt he
Charley
Are you talking about my dog or my Husband.
Park Visitor.
Your dog. What is the life expectancy on a healthy cavalier?
Charley
12 years.
Park Visitor
He is VERY overweight. I don’t think he will last to 12.
Charley
Thanks a lot. That’s really nice of you to inform me my dog is dying.,
Park Visitor
Well I don’t mean to be pugnacious, but that dog is fat.
Charley
Like you.
Park Visitor
(Evil glare) Sorry!
Charley
Well fair do’s and everything. You are calling my dog fat. He can’t stick up for himself, so it is down to me to do it for him. You are quite fat yourself. I don’t mean to be ‘pug what you call it
Park Visitor
How dare you!
I made a remark about the enormous size of your dog. You in return have to be obnoxious about my size. I was simply stating an opinion on your dog’s weight.
Charley
And I was stating an opinion on your weight.
Park Visitor
I am just a conscientious Animal lover.
Charley
So you love all animals then
Park Visitor
Yes!Yes I do.
Charley
Including my dog. All of him. Every single gram of him.
Park Visitor
Look this is getting nowhere. I was simply making an observation.
Charley
So you are the dog weight police. Fatty fatty boom boom.
Park Visitor
I do not have to put up with your attitude & your rudeness on my appearance.
Charley
And I do not have to put up with yours. I was simply making an observation. I am a conscientious human lover. What is the average life expectancy of a vastly overweight human?
Park Visitor storms off.
