British Comedy Guide

Ye Flys Down There

INT.PUB BAR

There two men standing at the bar (about 6 feet apart) JOHN and JIMMY, JOHN is looking behind JIMMY at a television and JIMMY is just standing there drinking his pint faceing JOHN.(The cameras is zoomed in on the upper part of there bodys)

JIMMY:
(COUGH)(COUGH), WHAT'S THE SCORE

JOHN:
OH, 2-1 TO BARCA, BARCA SHOULD BE AT LEAST 6 UP THOUGH

JIMMY:
OH

JIMMY looks downwards at JOHN and begins to smile, JIMMY starts looking around with a smile on his face and then looks downward at JOHN again. JIMMY leans forward

JIMMY:
EXCUSE, MATE

JOHN:
YEAH

JIMMY:
HATE TO TELL YE THIS MATE...BUT YE FLYS DOWN

The camera zooms out and theres a man dressed as a fly laying on the floor

JOHN:
OH DON'T WORRY, HE'S JUST SLEEPING...HE'LL BE FINE

The fly the makes a buzz buzz sound and his legs move to suggest he's sleeping

END

Fun in a Russ Abbott kinda way.

I think I've read it before perhaps on here or 4Laughs.

Yeah it was me who posted it on 4laughs(markatm), just though I'd post here and see what people thought. Kept getting sketches deleted on 4laughs, found this website so I thought I'd try a few on here instead.

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