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Weird things you have read about. Page 39

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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Monkeys_beat_up_trainer_with_his_own_stick&in_article_id=451410&in_page_id=2

Ha!

Go monkeys go!
I for one accept and embrace our new primate rulers. May they live long and eat many bananas.

Crumbs, do women really get aroused by beefburgers? :S That's something I didn't know.

This better not go top of the page!

What's the big deal with top-of-page posts? :S

They make you feel all naked and exposed.

Quote: Aaron @ December 19 2008, 9:08 PM GMT

What's the big deal with top-of-page posts? :S

Because I don't want to be seen asking "are women aroused by beefburgers" with no kind of context, basically!

Quote: zooo @ December 19 2008, 9:09 PM GMT

They make you feel all naked and exposed.

No that's the good side of them!

Quote: Moonstone @ December 19 2008, 9:17 PM GMT

Because I don't want to be seen asking "are women aroused by beefburgers" with no kind of context, basically!

But only a retard would not at least look back.

Versace, the renowned fashion house, is to create the world's first refrigerated beach so that hotel guests can walk comfortably across the sand on scorching days.

The beach will be next to the the new Palazzo Versace hotel which is being built in Dubai where summer temperatures average 40C and can reach 50C.

The beach will have a network of pipes beneath the sand containing a coolant that will absorb heat from the surface.

The swimming pool will be refrigerated and there are also proposals to install giant blowers to waft a gentle breeze over the beach.

The scheme is likely to infuriate environmentalists. The revelation comes as more than 11,000 politicians, green campaigners and others are gathered in Poznan, Poland, for the latest talks on cutting greenhouse gas emissions.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article5338099.ece

Cool, all they have to do now is get rid of the broken glass and dog shit.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 19 2008, 11:52 PM GMT

Cool, all they have to do now is get rid of the broken glass and dog shit.

Maybe that would be a good job for the Gitmo prisoners when the prison closes down?

People who litter and don't clean up their dogs mess in the streets should do it, maybe then they will think twice before leaving something on the pavement for people to step in.

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 20 2008, 12:04 AM GMT

People who litter and don't clean up their dogs mess in the streets should do it, maybe then they will think twice before leaving something on the pavement for people to step in.

My parents visited several European cities about a decade ago and they compiled a ranking system based on the amount of dog poop on the streets. London came out on top of the pile (pun intended) while Rome had the most poop. Paris was close behind.

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Miracle-Escape-For-Archer-Dart-Pierces-Schoolboys-Eye-After-Practice-Accident-In-Eastern-China/Article/200812215177194?lpos=Strange_News_Article_Related_Content_Region_3&lid=ARTICLE_15177194_Miracle_Escape_For_Archer%3A_Dart_Pierces_Schoolboys_Eye_After_Practice_Accident_In_Eastern_China

Ouch!

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