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Did you do that face in real life Aaron?

Almost. But my tummy hurt.

Aww. I still don't like the rest of France, if that helps?

But cities = good.

How to be French.

Lesson 1: How to shrug.

*shrugs*

Lesson 1 complete.

Lesson 2: Be an arrogant f**ker.

Try to give one word answers if you can, or just avoid conversion altogether.

Lesson 2 complete.

Lesson 3: The aroma.

Try brushing your teeth with doggy deposits.

Lesson 3 complete.

You can now integrate successfully into French culture.

Quote: Gavin @ December 19 2008, 6:53 PM GMT

H'allo. Is Hello in French.

Le Bit of Bread. Is just a bit of bread thanks.

I'm so multicultured it hurts.

It's Allo as in the TV show Allo! Allo! :)

Quote: Curt @ December 19 2008, 7:04 PM GMT

It's Allo as in the TV show Allo! Allo! :)

Cor Curt how stereotypical ;)

I try to meet all stereotypes and surpass them.
*Puts a beaver on his head and starts cutting down trees for his igloo*.

Quote: Curt @ December 19 2008, 7:09 PM GMT

I try to meet all stereotypes and surpass them.
*Puts a beaver on his head and starts cutting down trees for his igloo*.

You're Alright Curt :)

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I got by very well over there through a system of pointing at stuff.

Quote: Gavin @ December 19 2008, 7:12 PM GMT
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These igloos aren't as tough as I imagined.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 19 2008, 7:03 PM GMT

How to be French.

Lesson 1: How to shrug.

*shrugs*

Lesson 1 complete.

Lesson 2: Be an arrogant f**ker.

Try to give one word answers if you can, or just avoid conversion altogether.

Lesson 2 complete.

Lesson 3: The aroma.

Try brushing your teeth with doggy deposits.

Lesson 3 complete.

You can now integrate successfully into French culture.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 19 2008, 7:16 PM GMT

These igloos aren't as tough as I imagined.

They are pretty tough. But I am Awesome-o.

Quote: Curt @ December 19 2008, 7:04 PM GMT

It's Allo as in the TV show Allo! Allo! :)

'Allo 'Allo!*

Quote: Gavin @ December 19 2008, 7:18 PM GMT

They are pretty tough. But I am Awesome-o.

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Laughing out loud

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