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Quote: catskillz @ December 19 2008, 4:30 PM GMT

That was a Boosh reference, by the way. I didn't think you'd mind the comparison. Naboo's a decent-looking bloke, apart from his height.

It's ok! I thought it was a Naboo reference!

I would love to give baked goods as a Christmas treat in those cases but sadly in this day and age, you can not be too careful and most people won't accept food gifts off strangers that are homemade or unwrapped. Mind you, since I don't get my milk or paper delivers and the postal system here is awful, it's not an issue anyway!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 19 2008, 6:40 PM GMT

most people won't accept food gifts off strangers that are homemade or unwrapped.

Really? Maybe they just think you look dodgy.

Tis true. Some people think you may try and poison them. Sadly there are some nutters in the world who do put nasty things in baked goods.

Like Dope?

I'm not dodgy anyway. Don't let the hook instead of a hand and evil laugh fool you!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 19 2008, 6:56 PM GMT

Tis true. Some people think you may try and poison them. Sadly there are some nutters in the world who do put nasty things in baked goods.

Well I can't say that I've ever seen, heard of, or experienced that, but heyho.

I remember there was that story many years ago about that man who put harmful things in jars of baby food and would put them on the shelves in supermarkets. Most jars now have that popper thing on the top to test if it's been opened.

To be honest though, most of it is paranoia.

Quote: Gavin @ December 19 2008, 6:57 PM GMT

Like Dope?

Dope = Naughty, but nice. Not nasty.

Quote: Nil Putters @ December 19 2008, 7:05 PM GMT

Dope = Naughty, but nice. Not nasty.

Oh they were on about nasty things? I just skim read.

I'm not a fan of any drugs. Sorry to be a prude but even dope. I've seen the downside of it in friends and I even lost a friend to drugs so me no likey!

I shall just sit here in my ankle length skirt and drink my tea from a china cup with pursed lips instead.

Ocassionally saying "mmmmmmmmmm"?

I plan on smoking this holiday. With a cop actually.
They have the best stuff.

And writing angry letters to the BBC.

Quote: Curt @ December 19 2008, 7:11 PM GMT

I plan on smoking this holiday. With a cop actually.
They have the best stuff.

*Slurps tea*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 19 2008, 7:12 PM GMT

And writing angry letters to the BBC.

*Slurps tea*

I'll stick to weed.

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