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Quote: zooo @ December 19 2008, 1:43 PM GMT

Apparently our milkman is getting five pounds.

We don't have a regular postman, it's all sorts of different men (and women). So f**k em! Plus, you know, possible strikes and that. Buggers.

You guys have milkmen.....that's so cute.

Quote: Curt @ December 19 2008, 3:26 PM GMT

You guys have milkmen.....that's so cute.

It's been almost 40 years since I've seen or heard of a milkman in the U.S.

I might consider tipping the postman if he ever stops putting my mail in my neighbors' boxes and vice-versa.

Quote: Curt @ December 19 2008, 3:26 PM GMT

You guys have milkmen.....that's so cute.

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There's an American milk man.

And admit it Curt you Canadians just haven't discovered milk yet.

People live to apart for milk trucks to make it in larger country.

Quote: sootyj @ December 19 2008, 3:31 PM GMT

And admit it Curt you Canadians just haven't discovered milk yet.

The story of the last Milk Man in North America: Milk time is over

Maybe I should tip my hairdresser tonight. Mind you, the amount of money they make out of me and my rapidly growing hair is enough.

Quote: Curt @ December 19 2008, 3:26 PM GMT

You guys have milkmen.....that's so cute.

Yeah, and we still have chimney pots on our rooves.

adorable.

Quote: Ben @ December 19 2008, 3:53 PM GMT

Maybe I should tip my hairdresser tonight. Mind you, the amount of money they make out of me and my rapidly growing hair is enough.

Why don't you just save your money, forget about the hair, and wear your turban?

Quote: catskillz @ December 19 2008, 3:57 PM GMT

Why don't you just save your money, forget about the hair, and wear your turban?

Because he's not a jewish terrorist?

I think it's only Sikhs who wear turbans. Oh and maybe that tosser off The Mighty Boosh.

Quote: Ben @ December 19 2008, 4:13 PM GMT

I think it's only Sikhs who wear turbans. Oh and maybe that tosser off The Mighty Boosh.

I was trying to use the saving money thing as jewish and the turban thing for terrorists.

It's a sad day when people don't recognise poorly constructed stereotypes.

You'll get there one day, Paul.

I received a £50 Tesco gift card tip a couple of days ago!

That was a Boosh reference, by the way. I didn't think you'd mind the comparison. Naboo's a decent-looking bloke, apart from his height.

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