Well than was ... an education. 
Dear Santa.... Page 11
Yup.
I should have been a pre school teacher. I am wasted I really am.
That'll be the copious amount of alcohol which you consume.
Heeeelp.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 14 2008, 8:26 PM GMT
*Zip lines in*
Wassssup!
Dear Santa,
NASA will be selling the surviving space shuttles for $42 million after they're retired in a year or two. I would like one for myself. I've been a good boy.
DaButt
Quote: Charley @ December 14 2008, 1:31 AM GMTYup!
My under crackers are like traffic lights.
Red - Stop I am bleeding
Orange - Think about it first I am about to start bleeding
Green - Go & excuse the discharge.
Quote: Lee Henman @ December 18 2008, 9:55 AM GMT
Excellent, it looks like he is trying to beat box and throw up at the same time.