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Quote: Ned1984 @ December 17 2008, 12:26 PM GMT

I wouldn't cut off another mans junk, not for $3000 anyway, but for $1200 I would beat 7 different shades of shit out of him.

You'd beat a man you don't know half to death for £500? That's pretty cut rate - I may have to keep you in mind for some things.

Quote: David Bussell @ December 17 2008, 12:32 PM GMT

You'd beat a man you don't know half to death for £500? That's pretty cut rate - I may have to keep you in mind for some things.

Hey, the credit crunch is affecting us all, I even have a special on kneecapping, I do 2 knees for the price of 1.

Ouch. Teary

Wow.

EASTON, Pa. (WABC) -- Three-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell is cute, cuddly and, for now, blissfully unaware of the shock value conveyed by his first and middle names. That may be changing, though.

The youngster was at the center of a recent dispute between his parents and a local supermarket that refused to spell out his name on a cake for his birthday party last weekend. A story in a local newspaper prompted an outpouring of angry online responses directed at Heath Campbell, 35, and his wife Deborah, 25.

"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.

"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," he continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."

Deborah Campbell said she phoned in her order last week to the ShopRite in Greenwich, just east of downtown Phillipsburg on the western edge of New Jersey. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Karen Meleta, a spokeswoman for ShopRite, said the Campbells had similar requests denied at the same store the last two years and said Heath Campbell previously had asked for a swastika to be included in the decoration.

"We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate."

But spokeswoman Karen Meleta told The Easton Express-Times for Sunday's editions that the Campbells' request was considered inappropriate.

The Campbells ultimately got their cake inscribed at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said. About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children who were of mixed race, according to Heath Campbell.

"If we're so racist, then why would I have them come into my home?" he asked.

The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.

Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived his entire life in Hunterdon County. On Tuesday he wore a pair of black boots he said were worn by a German soldier during World War II.

He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically either. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=6559357

Freeeeeeeeeeeak! :)

(But they should have made the Hitler cake though. It's not the kid's fault!)

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from Yahoo...

Las Vegas is having its worst snowstorm in 30 years and the airport is closed. Glad it's today and not a week from today, when I'll be flying in for Christmas with the family.

http://www.lvrj.com/news/36335684.html

Oh my dear God!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Budgies-In-Berlin-Man-Found-Living-With-1700-Birds-In-Two-Room-Flat/Article/200812315185798?lpos=World_News_First_Strange_News__Article_Teaser_Region__0&lid=ARTICLE_15185798_Budgies_In_Berlin%3A_Man_Found_Living_With_1%2C700_Birds_In_Two_Room_Flat

Aww! That's ace. :)

Quote: DaButt @ December 18 2008, 2:06 AM GMT

Las Vegas is having its worst snowstorm in 30 years and the airport is closed. Glad it's today and not a week from today, when I'll be flying in for Christmas with the family.

Just received word that my brother is in the hospital to have an emergency appendectomy. He might not make it to Vegas for Christmas. :(

Quote: Ned1984 @ December 18 2008, 11:55 AM GMT

Oh my dear God!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Budgies-In-Berlin-Man-Found-Living-With-1700-Birds-In-Two-Room-Flat/Article/200812315185798?lpos=World_News_First_Strange_News__Article_Teaser_Region__0&lid=ARTICLE_15185798_Budgies_In_Berlin%3A_Man_Found_Living_With_1%2C700_Birds_In_Two_Room_Flat

Sick The guy makes it sound like it all happened in a few minutes like the Mogwai to Gremlins when introduced to water.

Where's the beef? A new meat-scented body spray makes men the answer, courtesy of Burger King

NEW YORK (AP) -- Looking to beef up your mojo this holiday season?

Burger King Corp. may have just the thing. The home of the Whopper has launched a new men's body spray called "Flame." The company describes the spray as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat."

The fragrance is on sale at New York City retailer Ricky's NYC in stores and online for a limited time for $3.99.

Burger King is marketing the product through a Web site featuring a photo of its King character reclining fireside and naked but for an animal fur strategically placed to not offend.

The marketing ploy is the latest in a string of viral ad campaigns by the company. Burger King is also in the midst of its Whopper Virgins campaign that features an taste test with fast-food "virgins" pitting the Whopper against McDonald's Corp.'s Big Mac.

Burger King Holdings Inc. shares rose 15 cents to close at $20.53.

Haha, that's awesome.

I really want some, if only to give a little sniff rather than to wear.

Quote: Aaron @ December 19 2008, 3:40 AM GMT

I really want some, if only to give a little sniff rather than to wear.

It's sold out. :(

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/

You'd be like the Pied Piper of fat chicks.

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