I got a Barbie advent calendar from Poundland. The chocolate makes me fear mornings. At the end I get to make a cardboard tiara.
Advent calendar thread. Page 18
Kinnerton?
Is that a question for me? I'm not sure what it means.
Is Kinnerton the maker of your calendar?
I'll have the tiara!
Most of the novelty calendars (brands, TV characters - basically anything that's not a chocolate bar) are made by a company called Kinnerton. Their chocolate tastes of evil.
Ah it all makes sense now, it is a Kinnerton I just looked. I didn't realise they were so notorious, but they do make fantastic recyclable headwear.
p.s. You can't have it, its the only thing I have which makes me feel special.
Kinnerton chocolate just tastes of brown. Nasty brown, that's been around too long. It makes the Christmas angels cry.
Why can't someone invent an advent calendar that gives you a little bit of alcohol everyday? Or a small portio of Pringles?
*Idea stolen* 
The Pringles or the alcohol?
I've tried throwing all the chocolates out and just pouring vodka in the little shaped tray, but the cardboard ended up soggy and made the Santa on the front look like he'd had a stroke. So I just drank the rest. 
Pringles taste almost as cheap as Kinnerton chocolate.
Ah yes - but there's the genius... You need to drink more to get rid of the taste 
Quote: Marnie @ December 16 2008, 7:20 PM GMTAh yes - but there's the genius... You need to drink more to get rid of the taste
Ha! You are so talking to the wrong person!
I would quite like an advent calendar like the one in Bad Santa, where he fills it full of pills after eating the chocolate. Each day would be like a mini adventure.
A blonde lady and a milky way.
Bizarrely what appears to be some kind of interrogation device, a chair with a spotlight facing it.
Lego has got odd!