Not really sketches, just observations - comments welcome
1 SLOW LORRIES
When they have those signs on the motorway saying SLOW LORRIES - how do they know? Are there teams of highly trained drivers moving up and down the road at 20 mph to justify the signs? Surely it would be cheaper to just get rid of the signs.
2 SOMERFIELDS
No wonder Somerfields sales are so poor. I went there the other day and I must have got the cashier they use in the adverts - you know, the one who can only scan one item every 20 seconds. I had a trolleyful - I was there HOURS
3 DFS
Am I alone in noticing that one of the few things NOT mentioned in the catalogue of items mentioned by putative rockstars is a vile sofa from DFS?
Bugger - I had about 3 more but they've flown
NOTE TO SELF: pencil and pad
