British Comedy Guide

Sootyj Xmas classics 3

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A SNOW MAN COMES TO LIFE HE RUNS TO A HOUSE AND TAPS ON THE WINDOW

THE BOY IN SIDE SMILES AT THE SNOW MAN AND GESTURES FOR HIM TO WAIT.

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THE BOY TEXTS ON HIS MOBILE, PULLS ON A COAT AND STARTS THROWING CANS OF LAGER IN A BAG.

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A CROWD OF ANGRY MEN SURROUND THE SNOWMAN MELTING HIM WITH STREAMS OF PISS AS THEY QUAFF LAGER, MOTHERS WITH SMALL CHILDREN MAKE OBSENE GESTURES AT HIM.

THE BOY IS TALKING TO A JOURNALIST AND COUNTING A THICK BUNDLE OF NOTES.

WE CAN SEE ON THE JOURNALISTS PAD.

"Frosty the paedo gets hot piss justice,"

This is excellent.

Seasonal bump

Very nice Sooty :)

I like this, I like the setup.

The punchline is good but if I were to offer to you the idea of animating it, would you be able to think of a more family-friendly punchline? That's of course if the idea of me animating it is appealing. Which it is probably not.

Probably doesn't need the punchline

And for more family friendliness they could kill with hot cups of coco instead of steaming jets of piss

And if you hear the above expression when on trial you're in trouble!

Quote: sootyj @ December 17 2008, 3:03 AM GMT

SCENE1

A SNOW MAN COMES TO LIFE HE RUNS TO A HOUSE AND TAPS ON THE WINDOW

THE BOY IN SIDE SMILES AT THE SNOW MAN AND GESTURES FOR HIM TO WAIT.

It was more this that sparked my imagination. Then following with the unexpected cruelty or something.

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