Quote: Blobster @ December 16 2008, 5:17 PM GMT..I threw up in the turkey cornflakes.
Scrooge was amazed as he exited the time machine in 2008, gazed at the throng of Christmas shoppers on Regent Street and ..........
then laughed as the young man with the rucksack hit the detonator.
Gissa tag Roscoffski .....
Santa applied to be in "I'm a Celebrity..." but
...the producers declined on the grounds that people have heard of him.
The snowman wasn't constructed of the more traditional apparatus; but...
Quote: Rick Allden @ December 16 2008, 9:17 PM GMT...the producers declined on the grounds that people have heard of him.
The snowman wasn't constructed of the more traditional apparatus; but...
but the children found the cucumber cock most amusing.
As Santa entered Dale Winton's bedroom he was amazed to see....
Quote: roscoff @ December 16 2008, 9:44 PM GMTAs Santa entered Dale Winton's bedroom he was amazed to see....
...him having sexual intercourse with Rhona Cameron.
Prince Albert introduced many traditional German Christmas customs into England but Queen Victoria thought he was going too far when...
Quote: Timbo @ December 16 2008, 10:23 PM GMT...him having sexual intercourse with Rhona Cameron.
Prince Albert introduced many traditional German Christmas customs into England but Queen Victoria thought he was going too far when...
...he stuffed his stinky sausage in the turkey.
Christmas is like sex, it..........
... all's quiet.
I bought a couple of Christmas stockings but didn't realise...
Quote: swerytd @ December 17 2008, 8:56 AM GMT... all's quiet.
I bought a couple of Christmas stockings but didn't realise...
they came pre-filled with a gift.
Del Boy did his Christmas shopping - he bought Grandad ...... and Rodney .....