If I press you, will you submit..?

Okey Dokey,

Never quite happened this year, but my colleague and I want to stage a sketch revue.

We've set up a company/partnership/thingy and are producing comedy plays in January and April.

It's fairly embryonic at the moment, but we're looking to put a sketch show on towards the end of 2009 in Cardiff.

We're probably going to link up with the Shelter Cymru charity, so not sure if there will be payment but the actors will be professional.

Any suggestions or comments on if it's something you lovely people would be keen on?

I guess some people would prefer payment but I'm sure you'll find lots of lovely people on here willing to do it for charity and kudos.

The Slaggs will do it for sod all and probably bum the organisers into the bargain too.

Quote: SlagA @ December 15 2008, 7:50 PM GMT

The Slaggs will do it for sod all and probably bum the organisers into the bargain too.

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Yep, me too!

Even if they don't want us, I'm still up for bumming them just to show my gratitude.

Quote: SlagA @ December 15 2008, 8:17 PM GMT

Even if they don't want us, I'm still up for bumming them just to show my gratitude.

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That's where you and I differ, I'm affraid. I would only be willing to do the bumming if I was wanted.

I'll not get involved in the bumathon but I'm up for some dry humping if anyone is that way inclined.

how about we all get in a circle and negotiate with the fellow on our right?

Not too many offers for your revue, but you'll never spend another night alone from the sounds of it.

On another note, I would be happy to contribute if you will allow it.

No bum sex I'm afraid though.

If I do bum sex will I have to inhale? Am up for the sketchy thing as well if wanted.

Quote: roscoff @ December 15 2008, 9:28 PM GMT

If I do bum sex will I have to inhale? Am up for the sketchy thing as well if wanted.

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I suppose I can bend over and knock out some filthy things too.

And I suppose I might as well join in all things bumming, while it's going on...

Dan

Aye then.

As I said it is Embryonic so there's a chance that it won't materialise - if it does, it will be towards end of 2009. I'll post it as a competition (my company's website SHOULD be up and running by then) and I'll drum up some industry types (I know that Sian Weathergirl is up for anything at the moment).

I'll post again on the topic when it's concrete and invite submissions then.

Ta.

Quote: Rick Allden @ December 16 2008, 8:40 AM GMT

A(I know that Sian Weathergirl is up for anything at the moment).

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Is she up for some bumming? Excellent!

Quote: Rick Allden @ December 16 2008, 8:40 AM GMT

I know that Sian Weathergirl is up for anything at the moment.

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Careful now, don't want litigation destroying the company's budget before it kicks off. But I'd heard that too.