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Umm..Hello...

My name is Funnebone, you can call me funne if you want. I found this site while googling " erectile dysfunction and psoriasis" I don't know why it brought me here but after seeing some of your pictures I know I am in the right place. English women sound sexy when they talk, especially since I am from Philadelphia and when you have phone sex with our women they tend to be very aggressive and don't often cover the phone when they sneeze or fart. And for you British fellows (?) I appreciate your passion for soccer and adultery and hope to learn dignity and grace from you. Thank you all for your warm welcome in advance.

Evening. *tips cap*

Quote: Funnebone @ December 15 2008, 11:40 PM GMT

soccer

Football* ;)

Welcome Wave

Oh yeah...Since this is a British based site I suppose I need to use your language. So soccer is football and chips are fries. Any other barriers I must overcome to blend in?

and why does my signature not work?

Quote: Funnebone @ December 16 2008, 12:00 AM GMT

and why does my signature not work?

Perhaps it's lazy.

Welcome to the best website on the web :D

I have heard that dogs take on the personality of their owner but signatures? Wow..these computers are so advanced, if my email starts sending notes to the David Hasslehoff fan club on its own, I will really be concerned.

Eat My Humor Here Funnebone

Whack that in there. :)

Quote: Funnebone @ December 16 2008, 12:00 AM GMT

and why does my signature not work?

I already fixed it once!

Does it show up to you?

There is is..I feel complete now..care to enlighten me on my mistake?

We don't use HTML.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/info/help/bb_codes.shtml

Quote: Funnebone @ December 16 2008, 12:00 AM GMT

Oh yeah...Since this is a British based site I suppose I need to use your language. So soccer is football and chips are fries. Any other barriers I must overcome to blend in?

and why does my signature not work?

Hmmm, I think your chips are our crisps and your fries are our chips.

We bein our buildings on the Nought-th floor (called the ground floor), so the first floor is one floor up.

Cars have BOOTS, a trunk is a travellers box. A US car Hood is a UK Bonnet. And we generally use petrol not GAS, 'cos gas is reserved for cars running on methane or LPG.

Quote: billwill @ December 16 2008, 1:35 AM GMT

Hmmm, I think your chips are our crisps and your fries are our chips.

We bein our buildings on the Nought-th floor (called the ground floor), so the first floor is one floor up.

Cars have BOOTS, a trunk is a travellers box. A US car Hood is a UK Bonnet. And we generally use petrol not GAS, 'cos gas is reserved for cars running on methane or LPG.

Well done Bill for not mentioning fannies.

And hello to Fannybone

(d'oh!)

Quote: Badge @ December 16 2008, 1:40 AM GMT

Well done Bill for not mentioning fannies.

Or fags.

Hey There!

Quote: billwill @ December 16 2008, 1:35 AM GMT

Hmmm, I think your chips are our crisps and your fries are our chips.

We bein our buildings on the Nought-th floor (called the ground floor), so the first floor is one floor up.

Cars have BOOTS, a trunk is a travellers box. A US car Hood is a UK Bonnet. And we generally use petrol not GAS, 'cos gas is reserved for cars running on methane or LPG.

I have not been this confused since I encountered my first front clasp bra.

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