Quote: DaButt @ December 15 2008, 1:07 AM GMTSmart man. Who needs that telnet shit?
Quote: zooo @ December 15 2008, 1:05 AM GMTAww. That's better.
Quote: zooo @ December 15 2008, 1:05 AM GMTOh no, the 20 minutes are up, where's Gav...
In the anger dome probably!
SAN ANTONIO -- A 2-year-old boy escaped serious injuries Sunday night when the impact from a car that hit his grandmother who was carrying him sent him rolling into the vehicle's sunroof and landing safely inside the vehicle, police said.
The 45-year-old woman was carrying her grandson in her arms as she attempted to cross the intersection of Bynum and King avenues and a car struck her, police said.
The impact sent the woman crashing to the ground, police said. Her grandson flew from her arms and smashed into the car's windshield. The toddler then rolled up the windshield and through an open sunroof and landed safely on the car's passenger seat, police said.
The toddler appeared to only have suffered minor injuries.
The toddler's grandmother was transported to University Hospital in critical condition, although police said it appeared she would make a full recovery.
The driver of the car, Reece Barcenes, said the only reason the sunroof was open was that the sun was shining brightly hours earlier.
"I didn't close it for whatever reason," he said. "And I just happened to have it opened. Everybody here tells me it was an act of God that I had it open. Had it been not been open or a hard top, God knows what would have happened to that baby."
Police are handling the incident as an accident and don't plan to charge Barcenes.
It's like a cartoon!
Quote: DaButt @ December 15 2008, 6:29 PM GMTSAN ANTONIO -- A 2-year-old boy escaped serious injuries Sunday night when the impact from a car that hit his grandmother who was carrying him sent him rolling into the vehicle's sunroof and landing safely inside the vehicle, police said.
The 45-year-old woman was carrying her grandson in her arms as she attempted to cross the intersection of Bynum and King avenues and a car struck her, police said.
The impact sent the woman crashing to the ground, police said. Her grandson flew from her arms and smashed into the car's windshield. The toddler then rolled up the windshield and through an open sunroof and landed safely on the car's passenger seat, police said.
The toddler appeared to only have suffered minor injuries.
The toddler's grandmother was transported to University Hospital in critical condition, although police said it appeared she would make a full recovery.
The driver of the car, Reece Barcenes, said the only reason the sunroof was open was that the sun was shining brightly hours earlier.
"I didn't close it for whatever reason," he said. "And I just happened to have it opened. Everybody here tells me it was an act of God that I had it open. Had it been not been open or a hard top, God knows what would have happened to that baby."
Police are handling the incident as an accident and don't plan to charge Barcenes.
The child should have been strapped into a car seat.
The child wasn't in a car to be strapped into the seat of.
Quote: Aaron @ December 15 2008, 11:37 PM GMTThe child wasn't in a car to be strapped into the seat of.
Ah, yes I've just read that again. 
Doctors have reported the first ever case of someone using the internet while asleep, after a sleeping woman sent emails to people asking them over for drinks and caviar.
It was only when a would-be guest phoned the next day to accept, that she found out what she had done.
The 44-year-old woman, whose case is reported by researchers from the University of Toledo in the latest edition of medical journal Sleep Medicine, had gone to bed at around 10pm, but got up two hours later and walked to the next room.
She then turned on the computer, connected to the internet, and logged on by typing her username and password to her email account. She then composed and sent three emails.
Each was in a random mix of upper and lower cases, not well formatted and written in strange language.
One read: "Come tomorrow and sort this hell hole out. Dinner and drinks, 4.pm,. Bring wine and caviar only."
Another said simply, "What the……."
The new variation of sleepwalking has been described as "zzz-mailing".
The report says: "We believe writing an email after turning the computer on, connecting to the internet and remembering the password displayed by our patient is novel.
"To our knowledge this type of complex behaviour requiring coordinated movements has not been reported before in sleepwalking.
"She was shocked when she saw these emails, as she did not recall writing them. She did not have any history of night terrors or sleepwalking as a child."
Blimey!
I've done some weird things in my sleep, but not like that!
Haha!
*remembers something Aaron once did in his sleep (not to her)*
Quite.
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 17 2008, 12:19 AM GMThttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/3794460/RACs-strangest-call-outs.html
HOCKESSIN, Del. - A Delaware man has been arrested after being accused of arranging a bizarre plot that involved castrating his ex-son-in-law.
Wilbur Eichman has been charged with one count of criminal solicitation after he paid a man cash to beat up his ex-son-in-law.
Police say Eichman paid 34-year-old Charles Pernot $1,200 to beat up the victim and even offered up a bonus if Pernot cut off the victim's genitals.
"He offered or suggested he use a high power rifle and he said that if you castrate him, there will be a bonus in that for you, an additional $3,000," Corporal Trinidad Navarro said.
Investigators said Eichman even wanted his ex-son-in-law's genitals brought to him.
I wouldn't cut off another mans junk, not for $3000 anyway, but for $1200 I would beat 7 different shades of shit out of him.
