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They were a weekend-make-your-own-breakfast-so-Mom-can-sleep-late breakfast staple in my house when I was a kid. But now I only eat them when I'm camping. They're best warmed over a campfire in the middle of the desert.

Vile things IME. Don't remember the last time I saw them though.

I want to know the kid's name.

I haven't had one for ages. If I buy a box I only have one, remember they're actually kind of gross and then they all go out of date.

Quote: Aaron @ December 14 2008, 2:50 AM GMT

I want to know the kid's name.

Yeah, that pissed me off. Angry

Probably Lesley.

Laughing out loud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1BJfDvSITY

Quote: DaButt @ December 14 2008, 2:35 AM GMT

I was going to ask if the sell Pop Tarts in the UK, but Wikipedia says 'yes.'

I always thought they missed a golden sponsorship opportunity when the Spice Girls done their reunion tour.

Quote: DaButt @ December 12 2008, 2:29 AM GMT

For Aaron:

LOS ANGELES - They serve fast food, but they're slow learners.

Four months after a Burger King employee lost his job for taking a bubble bath in a restaurant sink, three scantily clad teens were fired when they turned a basin at their northern California KFC into their personal hot tub.

They landed in hot water with the chicken chain's management when one of the bikini-clad dimwits made the same mistake as the Ohio Burger King employee - she posted photos of the dippy escapade on MySpace.

The photos included captions such as "haha KFC showers!" and "haha we turned on the jets," and were filed under a gallery called "KFC moments," according to the Record Searchlight newspaper in Redding, Calif.

http://tinyurl.com/5kpdtj

More Pictures http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/KFC-Bath-Prank-Three-Girls-Fired-From-California-KFC-After-Bathing-In-Restaurant-Sinks/Article/200812215178233?lpos=World_News_First_Strange_News__Article_Teaser_Region__0&lid=ARTICLE_15178233_KFC_Bath_Prank%3A_Three_Girls_Fired_From_California_KFC_After_Bathing_In_Restaurant_Sinks

Ohhhh dear.

Yeesh.

TEHRAN, Iran (CNN) -- An Iranian woman, blinded by a jilted stalker who threw acid in her face, has persuaded a court to sentence him to be blinded with acid himself under Islamic law demanding an eye for an eye.

Ameneh Bahrami refused to accept "blood money." She insisted instead that her attacker suffer a fate similar to her own "so people like him would realize they do not have the right to throw acid in girls' faces," she told the Tehran Provincial Court.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/meast/12/14/iran.acid.justice/index.html

Sounds fair to me.

Mentalists.

F**king hell.

May I refer you to that famous Gandhi quote!

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2008, 11:35 PM GMT

F**king hell.

May I refer you to that famous Gandhi quote!

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

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