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Advent calendar thread. Page 12

A used condom, hanging from a clothesline.

You tight git, they are not meant to be washed and re-used you know!

Explains Gavs warts though.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ December 14 2008, 2:20 PM GMT

You tight git, they are not meant to be washed and reused you know!

I would never use an unwashed one, well not again anyway.

Quote: Aaron @ December 14 2008, 1:46 PM GMT

Today I got a robin. And ate it.

Much like Elliot, etc.

Elliot was here the other day, and we hadn't eaten when he left. My dad said that he must be starving, to which my mum replied that he *had* been eating me all day. :(

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 14 2008, 8:37 PM GMT

Elliot was here the other day, and we hadn't eaten when he left. My dad said that he must be starving, to which my mum replied that he *had* been eating me all day. :(

*snigger*

:O AWWEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSOMEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :D :D :D

Cor. Putting thoughts in my head now though. :)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 14 2008, 8:37 PM GMT

Elliot was here the other day, and we hadn't eaten when he left. My dad said that he must be starving, to which my mum replied that he *had* been eating me all day. :(

Less dodgy context than one would suppose though?

Nope. Exactly like that.

Disturbing.

Ohhhh, she meant kissing face.

I get it now.

I know, I know, believe me that it was disturbing. :(

Ooh! Nearly at 5,000, Harker!

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2008, 9:07 PM GMT

Ohhhh, she meant kissing face.

I get it now.

:P

Hmmm. I'll need a celebratory 5000th post, who wants to see pics of Robyn? :P

Got any of you together? :)

:O You wouldn't dare.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2008, 9:12 PM GMT

Got any of you together? :)

There is one, but Elliot hates being in photos.

They're on Facebook zooo, you have us both on Facebook!

Sounds dead dodge.

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