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The procreation thread

Did your parents do their part to ensure the survival of the human race? What about you? How many siblings and/or children do you have?

I have 2 brothers, a son and a daughter. Let's hope my son makes lots of baby boys so that the line will continue.

One brother. Hope to have children.

I didn't know my parents, I was found in the back of an Adult store and was raised by a family of blow up dolls.

Explains a l- Oh, I mean, poor Nil!! :( :(

:)

One older sister. Hope to have at least two kids.

Quote: DaButt @ December 14 2008, 2:46 AM GMT

Did your parents do their part to ensure the survival of the human race? What about you? How many siblings and/or children do you have?

I have 2 brothers, a son and a daughter. Let's hope my son makes lots of baby boys so that the line will continue.

Surely if either of your kids have babies the line continues. Don't get hung up on the surname thing. And quit subconsciously valuing boys over girls! :) We know where that leads...

I have a brother and a sister.

Quote: Aaron @ December 14 2008, 2:51 AM GMT

Explains a l- Oh, I mean, poor Nil!! :( :(

Yeah, and I let them down daily.

Whah Whah Whah Whaaah. Sorry.

Quote: zooo @ December 14 2008, 2:54 AM GMT

Don't get hung up on the surname thing. And quit subconsciously valuing boys over girls! :) We know where that leads...

It's not like I'm Chinese and aborted my daughter or sold her off to foreigners ... ;)

Oh God, this thread is going to get very ugly very quickly.

Quote: DaButt @ December 14 2008, 3:02 AM GMT

It's not like I'm Chinese and aborted my daughter or sold her off to foreigners ... ;)

NOT YET!

I'm only joking people.
As you were. :)

Quote: Aaron @ December 14 2008, 3:03 AM GMT

Oh God, this thread is going to get very ugly very quickly.

Nah, I doubt it. But if we fall away from the surname thing and get bogged down with hyphenated concatenations, poor little Johnny Jones-Brown-Smith-Fields-Marshall-Owens-White-Green-Bowers-Sansone-Moon-Franks-Sanchez-Garcia-O'Malley-Singh-Howard-Franklin-Diaz-Bennett-Berg-Hays-Chan-Washington-Franklin-Stroud won't learn to spell his name until he's 47 years old.

I don't mean that, I mean the 'it's only carrying on my genes if it has the same surname as me'. Your daughter gets married, maybe has another man's name, she's still got just as many of your family's genes as your son has, and so have their kids.

Yeah, but one has to carry on the family name as well, not just the genepool.

Hell, in my case the genepool would be better off cleansed, but the name's not entirely hopeless.

No Y-chromosomes :(

Quote: Aaron @ December 14 2008, 3:21 AM GMT

Yeah, but one has to carry on the family name as well, not just the genepool.

Why? What's so great about your (not yours personally) name?

I would have thought that was the most arbitrary thing to want to carry on.

Genes, I can understand in some way.

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