Dear Santa.... Page 10

Elliot is in Wales this weekend so I have to try to defend myself against all of this; even if I'm not quite sure he'd defend me anyway.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 14 2008, 12:16 AM GMT

Elliot is in Wales this weekend so I have to try to defend myself against all of this; even if I'm not quite sure he'd defend me anyway.

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What will you do if he comes home and says he likes the look of this marriage thing?

He probably has made, and will again make, that joke.

She'd probably start looking at the cost of cakes.

Or bake one. A choc chip chewy one.

God. The life sucking death sentence that is marriage.

Can I please run away from all of this now?

Need the rocket keys?

Yes! Run!
Save yourself!

Quote: Gavin @ December 14 2008, 12:28 AM GMT

Need the rocket keys?

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Please.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 14 2008, 12:29 AM GMT

Please.

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Well watch the third gear I haven't had time to look at the gear box. There is a pack of eclairs in the glove box so help yourself to them.

Awwww!

An aprentice dirt box.

I love it.

We can compare fanny farts SBF & under cracker stains.
Woo Hoo!!

Such inimitable class.

Yup!

My under crackers are like traffic lights.
Red - Stop I am bleeding
Orange - Think about it first I am about to start bleeding
Green - Go & excuse the discharge.