I plan on changing the title as it sounds pretty cheap in my opinion but here's a little bit of something I've cooped up! I plan on throwing a few more jokes in yet as it seems a bit thin.
Basic plot: Grace is kidnapped although she doesn't know it. She thinks she's going to a beauty convention. The usual motives behind it all, rich heiress, ransom, blah blah blah. However, it turns out that although she lacks brains a little, she is more than competant in the physical dept. This wee bit is from the begining! This is my first kind of thing which I want to complete so please don't be too harsh! Thankyou!
Paul is tied to a chair whilst Grace is sat crossed legged on the windowsill when Harry and Jim walk in.
Harry: What the flying monkey shit is going on here?
Paul tried to shout despite the gag in his mouth, his eyes open in horror.
Grace: I don't believe this is a nail varnish convention. Why was he trying to tie me down?
Jim: Well… erm… We don't like people touching the varnish.
Grace: Why not?
Jim looks wildly towards Harry
Harry: Sticky fingers
Grace: Are you saying that I'm a thief?
Jim: No, no! He means that, well, erm…
Harry: Varnish is sticky stuff, we don't want you to spill it on yourself.
Grace: So you tie me down?
Jim: Yes.
Harry: Nails are serious stuff, you know and as the, um, president of the varnish company I am offended that you don't show it some respect!
Grace: Oh! Yes!
Grace ponders for a moment.
Grace: I thought you said that you were vice president?
Harry: I got a promotion.
Grace: What happened to the president?
Without missing a beat,
Jim: He spilt varnish on himself, he had to fire himself as he didn't show ample respect to the stuff.
Harry turns to Jim, nodding,
Harry: Ohhh! That's a good 'un!
Grace: huh?
Harry: I mean…
Jim: The varnish, it was a good one. Very expencive.
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As I say, my first peice and I do agree it still needs a fair bit of tweaking!x
