Quote: Blobster @ December 12 2008, 5:18 PM GMTbought a sheep gun from Woolworth
Joseph knew Mary was a virgin because.............
Because hymenorrhaphy had not been introduced into first century Palestine.
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Quote: Leevil @ December 12 2008, 5:21 PM GMTJesus was a brown baby...it had something to do with Mary's ass
Why had three men come from afar?
Quote: Leevil @ December 12 2008, 5:21 PM GMTJesus was a brown baby...
Which came as relief to Caspar and Melchior, but Balthasar wondered if myrrh was going to cover the maintenance.
The kids could not find a carrot for Frosty's nose so they used...
Quote: Timbo @ December 12 2008, 6:46 PM GMTThe kids could not find a carrot for Frosty's nose so they used...
a strap-on dildo. Now he just looks like a f**king vegetable.
Prince Charles decided to buy Camilla something a little different this year, so he.........
Quote: Blobster @ December 12 2008, 6:59 PM GMTa strap-on dildo. Now he just looks like a f**king vegetable.
Prince Charles decided to buy Camilla something a little different this year, so he.........
...so he gave her sanitary towels.
Quote: Timbo @ December 12 2008, 7:04 PM GMT...so he gave her sanitary towels.
That's SO not right Timbo... 
Where's your tag?
Actually you have a point there.
George W. Bush plans to celebrate his last Christmas in the White House by...
Quote: Timbo @ December 12 2008, 7:09 PM GMTGeorge W. Bush plans to celebrate his last Christmas in the White House by...
... shouting 'Mary! Mary! I'll never let them bury you!'
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...
Quote: swerytd @ December 12 2008, 7:18 PM GMT.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
cocaine dripping from your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a shower
And folks dressed up like big homos
The turkey needed stuffing, it was shriveled up and dry - kind of reminded me of.............
Quote: Blobster @ December 12 2008, 7:29 PM GMTThe turkey needed stuffing, it was shriveled up and dry - kind of reminded me of.............
Camilla.
Prince Harry is spending Christmas with...
A keg of beer and a cheap hooker...
Quote: Timbo @ December 12 2008, 7:31 PM GMTPrince Harry is spending Christmas with...
His real dad.
Sperm whales are called sperm whales because......
They like to eat seamen?
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 12 2008, 8:52 PM GMTSperm whales are called sperm whales because......
Because they're whales.
What did Richard Branson say when he last opened his wallet?