Coventry has been officially voted the most festive town that...
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people still don't want to live in
Woolworth's Christmas celebrations will be awesome this year because...
Quote: swerytd @ December 12 2008, 3:46 PM GMTWoolworth's Christmas celebrations will be awesome this year because...
...it'll be like a Christmas Party and 30,000 leaving do's, combined.
You'll know the credit crunch has hit Christmas when...
Quote: Lazzard @ December 12 2008, 3:59 PM GMTYou'll know the credit crunch has hit Christmas when...
... shares in Santa drop to an all-time low and he has to merge with the Easter Bunny to survive.
This year's My Family Christmas Special will be the best thing ever because...
people start putting parking meters on their roof for santa
Quote: swerytd @ December 12 2008, 4:05 PM GMTThis year's My Family Christmas Special will be the best thing ever because...
...slap bang in the middle of the show Robert Lindsay is going to stand up and say "I'm better than this shite" and turn a gun on the entire production team.
The Dignitas clinic in Switzerland is staying open for Christmas because...
they think someone might have Death Wish as a pressie...
the grim reaper is taking the week off
We need the feed, Ned. 
Quote: Lazzard @ December 12 2008, 4:55 PM GMTWe need the feed, Ned.
Oops! Apologies.
The songs of praise DVD box set has been given an 18 rating because.....
Quote: Griff @ December 12 2008, 5:02 PM GMT... there's actual footage of "the purple-headed mountain".
The first man made erection, in the little town of Beaver...
is visible from Uranus
Mary had to kill 3 lambs with 1 bullet so she..........
Quote: Ned1984 @ December 12 2008, 5:08 PM GMTis visible from Uranus
Mary had to kill 3 lambs with 1 bullet so she..........
bought a sheep gun from Woolworth
Joseph knew Mary was a virgin because.............
Jesus was a brown baby...