the bailiffs inside told me the whole calendar had been repossessed.
The EastEnders Christmas special is supposed to be good this year, Dot Cotton finally...
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Quote: Rick Allden @ December 12 2008, 12:36 PM GMTthe bailiffs inside told me the whole calendar had been repossessed.
The EastEnders Christmas special is supposed to be good this year, Dot Cotton finally...
gets her Legg over? (I haven't watched in years).
Santa has offered Carol Vorderman a job, she's going to be .....
...hideously overpaid.
or
and this made ME groan -
a reindeer; one from the back, two from the bottom.
... a very bad girl indeed, so no presents for her.
My Christmas was just like being in It's a Wonderful Life because...
Quote: swerytd @ December 12 2008, 1:33 PM GMT... a very bad girl indeed, so no presents for her.
My Christmas was just like being in It's a Wonderful Life because...
I'm going to tell you straight out what my star sign is, why am I going to tell you this? Because I'm a frank capracorn.
An angel killed a member of Wings.
Bah humbug said Scrooge, he hadn't bought a turkey.
Instead he roasted a.......
Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2008, 1:39 PM GMTAn angel killed a member of Wings.
Bah humbug said Scrooge, he hadn't bought a turkey.
Instead he roasted a.......
a young teenage girl along with a Premiership footballer.
Our dog swallowed the Christmas decorations, the lights and the presents. Now every time he takes a shit he.......
leaves a yule tide log
... reminds me of Blackpool.
I once ate Christmas pudding in July and couldn't believe...
how deflation had lowered the value of my poo (on account of the coins I swallowed)
How much the bowel movement stiumated my prostate and I thought Christmas came once a year.
Quote: swerytd @ December 12 2008, 2:15 PM GMT.
I once ate Christmas pudding in July and couldn't believe...
how my dried nuts swelled up in the heat.
The Christmas display at Harrods this year was interesting - it ..........
Santa got stuck in our chimney, but it serves the f**ker right for...
Was Santa bumming Prince Charles in a White Fiat Uno.
featured a drunk french man, the son of a millionaire and a member of the royal family in a mercedes.