.... all the postboxes are mobile and black.
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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 12 2008, 11:26 AM GMTThat bit really has to be shouted out, especially by a couple of tone deaf boys at the back.
New Tagline;
I would send my neighbours Christmas cards, but...
I live in Guantanomo bay and they'd think I was taking the piss.
I work for Barclays and their credit rating isn't good enough.
They're son Chris is a compulsive wanker.
The 4th Wise man made his excuses after his gift........
Quote: sootyj @ December 12 2008, 11:38 AM GMTI live in Guantanomo bay and they'd think I was taking the piss.
I work for Barclays and their credit rating isn't good enough.
They're son Chris is a compulsive wanker.
The 4th Wise man made his excuses after his gift........
...raped and ate one of the sheep
Excelent, but feeder line please?
Sorry - I didn't want to assume it had triumphed.
The Carol singer demanded money despite...
Attempting to grab my crotch during come all ye faithful.
Despite getting paid a million by Countdown.
Quote: Rick Allden @ December 12 2008, 11:45 AM GMTSorry - I didn't want to assume it had triumphed.
The Carol singer demanded money despite...
being a talking sewing machine sponsored by Ms Vorderman.
The Japanese refused to exhume and robotise Richard Whiteley.
Having stormed to last years Christmas number one, Leon today releases...
Quote: Rick Allden @ December 12 2008, 11:50 AM GMTThe Japanese refused to exhume and robotise Richard Whiteley.
Having stormed to last years Christmas number one, Leon today releases...
..some French prisoners.
The contiuing revoloution of jollity.
Any more tags then chaps?
I knew Santa Claus had elves, reindeer and a wife. I didn't know he had.......
a penchant for all three at once
Blitzen hated Rudolph, ever since
Quote: Rick Allden @ December 12 2008, 12:08 PM GMTBlitzen hated Rudolph, ever since
He ate Donner's kebab.
Because of the credit crunch Santa has traded in his sled for...
... Ford Motor Company.
I got a right shock when I opened Day 21 of my advent calendar when...