Quote: Blobster @ December 11 2008, 10:01 PM GMTSo Mrs. Claus said to the elves, "Don't worry about Santa, he'll be gone all night. That leaves us time to............
Record a home made porno and then watch yours elves.
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Quote: Blobster @ December 11 2008, 10:07 PM GMTOur Christmas tree is so big..........
The fairy on the top is a very fat homosexual.
Quote: Blobster @ December 11 2008, 10:07 PM GMTOur Christmas tree is so big..........
There's an astronaut's tool bag attached to the top.
Rudolph's got a bad cold after he.....
met up with the s&m reindeer cruel-dorf the red clothed pain-deer.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 11 2008, 10:10 PM GMTRudolph's got a bad cold after he.....
Blew a seal on Santa's new sled.
To a hypochondriac midget, Christmas is like........
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 11 2008, 9:22 PM GMTcrack pipe.
Cracked pipe?
And are we really playing Blankety Blank here????
Quote: Blobster @ December 11 2008, 10:18 PM GMTTo a hypochondriac midget, Christmas is like........
...the Armageddon of dandruff.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the credit crunch gave to me...
Quote: swerytd @ December 12 2008, 10:04 AM GMT...the Armageddon of dandruff.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the credit crunch gave to me...
A bag of groceries from Aldi.
Quote: swerytd @ December 12 2008, 10:04 AM GMT...the Armageddon of dandruff.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the credit crunch gave to me...
eleven bankers leaping (out of windows).
Quote: Afinkawan @ December 12 2008, 10:52 AM GMTeleven bankers leaping (out of windows).
10 % pay cut
9 thousand pound overdraft
8 quid to buy the pressies
7 suicide attempts
6 lb chicken instead of turkey
5 CCJs!
4 missed mortgage payments
3 kids now sent to state schools
2 days to pay the gas bill
and a partridge in a pear tree.
at your '5'
Dan
Top notch!
Quote: swerytd @ December 12 2008, 11:24 AM GMT
Dan
That bit really has to be shouted out, especially by a couple of tone deaf boys at the back.
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I would send my neighbours Christmas cards, but...
... they've replaced the bars with concrete.
...the Sun says they're terrorists