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The very worst Santa. Page 11

Quote: Lee Henman @ December 11 2008, 9:01 PM GMT

I shan't be spilling the beans to my son.

Probably for the best.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 11 2008, 9:01 PM GMT

I don't think I've ever seen it.

Let's get together and watch. Although I may have to spray you with Febreeze first.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 11 2008, 9:04 PM GMT

well I'll have to give it a go then. I might have seen it, but I don't remember.

Lee - did you change your mind about the pc through telly thing?

No but I've just bought a new telly so I may require your councel again, O sage of the techno-whizzbangs.

Quote: Aaron @ December 11 2008, 9:14 PM GMT

Let's get together and watch. Although I may have to spray you with Febreeze first.

You cheeky monkey! It's not my fault I told you I'm allergic to water.

Quote: Lee Henman @ December 11 2008, 9:16 PM GMT

No but I've just bought a new telly so I may require your councel again, O sage of the techno-whizzbangs.

Ha! I feel like my existance finally has a purpose!
Anyway, any time you like mate, it's not a problem.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 11 2008, 9:43 PM GMT

You cheeky monkey! It's not my fault I told you I'm allergic to water.

But it's your fault that you smoke! Angry

Quote: Aaron @ December 11 2008, 10:05 PM GMT

But it's your fault that you smoke! Angry

Ah, I see now! I thought you were just implying a general hygene problem.
It is my fault, but I was young and under pressure from my peers. And TV glamourised it etc.

So quit. Think of all the money you could save "in the current economic climate" and how people think "Ugh, you scum" when you go and ask the lady at the counter for more.

Quote: Aaron @ December 11 2008, 10:26 PM GMT

So quit. Think of all the money you could save "in the current economic climate"

Ha!
Are you being... thingy?

Alun Cochrane? Yes.

Oh good.
:)

Quitting smoking is freaking hard! It's one of the hardest thing I ever did. I smoked for 8 years and when I decided to quit I was smoking close to a pack a day.
These are what I credit to quitting:
1. Going from a pack down to a few a day.
2. Quitting in the winter...because it sucks smoking out in the cold.
3. Quitting when I had a cold. Because as every smoker knows this is the only time a cigarette is not appealing to you. When it grates at your throat! Ahhhh! I hated that feeling.
4. A pipe. When I REALLY needed some smoke I had to take the time to pack and light a pipe. It took so long that the craving was often over by the time I got it lit.
5. Friends who support you who don't smoke. My friends who did smoke were ASSHOLES! They would actually leave lit cigarettes walk away and say "if I come back...and this smoke is gone..I will assume it just burned away".
6. MINT ANYTHING!!!! Especially chocolate bars. I don't know why but it made for a mighty fine substitute.
I haven't smoked in 8 years now.

Jeez the only person I know to be that much of an asshole if George Bush.

Albeit going cold turkey with a pipe is a funny image.

Quote: sootyj @ December 11 2008, 1:59 PM GMT

You know as some one who's never really done Christmas, the whole Christmas myth is a tad well "weird,"

I mean an old bloke who spends vast effort delivering presents, to kids who don't really need them.

Whilst ignoring genuine poverty and suffering.

I mean maybe Santa used to be a great idea in times of closer knit community.

Now it just seems like bending over for a major raping by the big corporations.

With a sprinkle of cinamon and holly.

Yawn!

Quote: Aaron @ December 11 2008, 10:38 PM GMT

Alun Cochrane? Yes.

He's ace.

If a little bit repetitive.

Quote: Curt @ December 11 2008, 10:43 PM GMT

Quitting smoking is freaking hard! It's one of the hardest thing I ever did. I smoked for 8 years and when I decided to quit I was smoking close to a pack a day.
These are what I credit to quitting:
1. Going from a pack down to a few a day.
2. Quitting in the winter...because it sucks smoking out in the cold.
3. Quitting when I had a cold. Because as every smoker knows this is the only time a cigarette is not appealing to you. When it grates at your throat! Ahhhh! I hated that feeling.
4. A pipe. When I REALLY needed some smoke I had to take the time to pack and light a pipe. It took so long that the craving was often over by the time I got it lit.
5. Friends who support you who don't smoke. My friends who did smoke were ASSHOLES! They would actually leave lit cigarettes walk away and say "if I come back...and this smoke is gone..I will assume it just burned away".
6. MINT ANYTHING!!!! Especially chocolate bars. I don't know why but it made for a mighty fine substitute.
I haven't smoked in 8 years now.

I have cut down a heeeell of a lot in recent months. I have to cut down slowly it is just too hard to stop abruptly - doing that always gives me pains and sometimes chest infections as well.
Congrats anyway Curt, I'll use you as inspiration!

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