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Tag Line/Punch Line Thingy

Can we start a Tag Line/Punch Line thingy like last Christmas?Someone sets up a tag line and we all try to be real clever with a funny punch line.I would start but I can't think of any tag lines,plus I never won once last year,so I don't want to.

I'll get my coat......

I want to play!! Someone start it please and thank you!!

You never remember wraping your wallet, plasma screen and wife up in the parcel before playing.

I didn't realsie my mincepies were so awful, till Santa.......

...vomited up a lasagne.

Dan

Hurah!Someone played!Now if I remember rightly,last year we gave it a couple of hours/day and whoever set the tag line picked a winner from the punch lines and they set the next tag line...I'm so excited I have to go and pee!

Tag line? Any one,

sigh here's another.

I didn't realised I'd been quite so naughty, as when Santa gave me.....(and the answer in not one up the arse).

Quote: sootyj @ December 11 2008, 9:09 PM GMT

Tag line? Any one,

sigh here's another.

I didn't realised I'd been quite so naughty, as when Santa gave me.....(and the answer in not one up the arse).

A Woolworth's voucher.

Ooh subtle, but feeder line or I'm going to end up playing with myself.

The vicar really belted out the carols in church until...

we realised just where the donkey was biting him.

I knew our neighbours were scratter but even I was shocked when instead of a turkey they served a.......

what does 'scratter' mean? Poor?

Solvenly and unpleasant e.g. Shannon Mathews is a scratter.

Quote: sootyj @ December 11 2008, 9:19 PM GMT

I knew our neighbours were scratter but even I was shocked when instead of a turkey they served a.......

crack pipe.

Quote: sootyj @ December 11 2008, 9:19 PM GMT

we realised just where the donkey was biting him.

I knew our neighbours were scratter but even I was shocked when instead of a turkey they served a.......

Backhand volley.

and the feeder line....

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