Quote: chipolata @ December 8 2008, 12:56 PM GMTWhere's your best line, Marc?
Err... I think my favourite of mine at the moment is
DELANEY:
Since when does the wants of an old brass like Jackie Maloney send the Met's finest looking for me on a Saturday night.
BONNER:
Since the brass got rubbed.
And of others..
'I do think it's a bit rich RTD complaining about on-the-nose dialogue when half his lines in Doctor Who might as well have been written by Pinocchio.'
Griff
From my work-in-progress Starbucks On Ice:
"Only wankers drink frappuccino."
I'd Keira Knightley.
I'm no Steven Wright, but I was happy with this one:
I went out in the height of fashion last night: stilts.
"I'm sick of seeing Marilyn Monroe! Everyone says she's sooo beautiful, but look at her f**king arms!"
See it's a joke because... Um... Okay it isn't, I just like the flow of it.
Quote: Marc P @ December 5 2008, 5:37 PM GMTWhat's your favourite one liner that you have written? Could be in a drama or a comedy.
And a one liner can be someone's reply to a question in my lexicon.
I told my doctor I worried I would get alzheimer's; he said "just forgot about it."
From my stand-up routine.
I just thought up a good alzheimer's one:
I was wrongly diagnosed with alzheimer's once. I remember the day clearly.
and
I remember when I was diagnosed with alzheimer's
I've just been diagnosed with Altzheimer's. But on the bright side, at least I don't have Altzheimer's.
My favourite current one liner, "Internet dating? Isn't that a bit like playing spin the bottle in a mental asylum?"
Blobster is on a boring conference call.... made up this rather bad joke:
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It's a little known fact, but Alzheimer invented the Guiltless French Fry... he called it the "No Memory Chip"
Groan... sorry.. best I could do.
Homeopathy? It's all right in small doses.
Quote: Griff @ December 10 2008, 4:48 PM GMTHave you ever tried stand-up Marc?
He'd be good as Tim Vine's warm up. They have similar styles.
Heckler."Well that's 10 minutes of my life I'll never get back!"
Stand-up comic: "What do you care? you weren't doing anything with it anyway"
Quote: Marc P @ December 10 2008, 10:44 AM GMTI'd Keira Knightley.
And I'd Arthur Daly (stretch I know !!!)
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 5:03 PM GMTHe'd be good as Tim Vine's warm up. They have similar styles.
Who's Tim Vine. Is he as gritty in his comedy as me then?
Quote: Marc P @ December 10 2008, 5:26 PM GMTWho's Tim Vine. Is he as gritty in his comedy as me then?
He's like a butcher manlier Marc P.