Did you hear about the gay woodworm? He was found in the bottom of the Tall Boy.
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Did you hear about the FUCKING IDIOT who decided to eat Christmas decorations?
He got Tinsellitis
>_<
He's leaving Friday?
Who?
Robinson Crusoe.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
He's heading for a breakdown.
Who?
The AA Man.
Quote: Tittybiscuit @ December 10 2008, 4:51 PM GMTHow do you keep an idiot in suspense?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Go on I'm intrigued...
How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
Let's go ride bikes.
How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?
LOL.
David Blaine was furious when he was told that his world record for staying in a box, doing nothing for 44 days, had been beaten. When asked for a comment he said "Who the f**k is Darren Bent?"
Quote: Griff @ December 9 2008, 11:59 PM GMTI've just given Alan Turing a logic problem to analyse. Here's his solution.
QUESTION
ANSWER
But that wasn't in critique.
What do you call a lesbian who's addicted to sex?
A crack whore.
What did the man shout at the vending machine when it short changed him?
You're out of order!
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 4:52 PM GMTHe's heading for a breakdown.
Who?
The AA Man.
I can't get over it!
What?
That 10 foot wall.
He's a dark horse..
Who?
Black Beauty
10 down, Postman's heavy sack..
How many letters?
F**king hundreds!
*leaves*
My wife says I can't multi task. I can, I can have sex with her and think of her sister at the same time.
What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers.