I do not like house cleaning much. How do you manage to keep your dwellings clutter and mess free?
Clean my house.....please!
Quote: Dr Mato @ December 10 2008, 12:48 PM GMTI do not like house cleaning much. How do you manage to keep your dwellings clutter and mess free?
Get a girlfriend to clean it for you.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:49 PM GMTGet a girlfriend to clean it for you.
Do you know any men that clean? 
Quote: Dr Mato @ December 10 2008, 12:50 PM GMTDo you know any men that clean?
Freddy Mercury.
Quote: Gavin @ December 10 2008, 12:51 PM GMTFreddy Mercury.
Quote: Dr Mato @ December 10 2008, 12:50 PM GMTDo you know any men that clean?
Of course not. It's woman's work. Preferably while dressed in a tiny French Maids Uniform and tottering about on high heels. 
Quote: Gavin @ December 10 2008, 12:51 PM GMTFreddy Mercury.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:51 PM GMTPreferably while dressed in a tiny French Maids Uniform and tottering about on high heels.
Here here!!
Quote: Dr Mato @ December 10 2008, 12:48 PM GMTI do not like house cleaning much. How do you manage to keep your dwellings clutter and mess free?
Cover everything in cling film so you no longer have to dust. Use paper plates and cups and plastic cutlery removing the need for washing up. Buy all your clothes from a charity shop, it's so cheap you can throw them away after wearing them once, no more laundry or ironing.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:51 PM GMTOf course not. It's woman's work. Preferably while dressed in a tiny French Maids Uniform and tottering about on high heels.
You live in la la land, I know that land well since I live there too.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:51 PM GMTOf course not. It's woman's work. Preferably while dressed in a tiny French Maids Uniform and tottering about on high heels.
You, Sir, are a pervert.
Anyhoo.
I just keep things (reasonably) tidy all the time. Everything in its place, etc.
Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:51 PM GMTOf course not. It's woman's work. Preferably while dressed in a tiny French Maids Uniform and tottering about on high heels.
This guy?
I wrote down every chore that I could think of, determined how long it took to do each one, sorted them logically and then arranged them so that each day I had no more than 20-30 minutes of work. Then I entered the whole thing into a Google calendar that I check every day as soon as I get home from work. A few minutes of unpleasantness and I'm done for the day.
Quote: DaButt @ December 10 2008, 1:08 PM GMTI wrote down every chore that I could think of, determined how long it took to do each one, sorted them logically and then arranged them so that each day I had no more than 20-30 minutes of work. Then I entered the whole thing into a Google calendar that I check every day as soon as I get home from work. A few minutes of unpleasantness and I'm done for the day.
Scarey 
Quote: Dr Mato @ December 10 2008, 12:48 PM GMTI do not like house cleaning much. How do you manage to keep your dwellings clutter and mess free?
By a combination of:
1. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
2. Not buying anything. Ever.
3. Not caring about the mess that does exist.