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I do not like that country because... Page 2

Yeah, that Halle Berry, and that Beyoncé... And I don't know any other blacks.

Quote: Griff @ December 10 2008, 12:41 PM GMT

I hope zooo is a good Aryan blond type. Otherwise I foresee trouble in that relationship.

No, she's brunette.

And I hope you meant blonde.

Quote: Griff @ December 10 2008, 12:41 PM GMT

I hope zooo is a good purebred Aryan blonde.

Ah, a crafty edit.

Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 12:43 PM GMT

And I don't know any other blacks.

Floella Benjamin. Rusty Lee. That housekeeper off Tom and Jerry.

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:43 PM GMT

That housekeeper off Tom and Jerry.

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:43 PM GMT

That housekeeper off Tom and Jerry.

She had sexy ankles, or was it kankles?

Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 12:37 PM GMT

I'd rather love the cock than ... that-

-obviously attractive female??

I just heard about Sark on CBC news because they are about to end the last Feudal system and become a democracy. I hate them because I'm ridiculously jealous of their beautiful and technology free country.
Pictures of their country side and homes are now my background.
Damn them!

I'm not keen on Wales.*awaits retribution*

The Welsh are either prostitutes or rugby players.

My wife's Welsh - and what an excellent scrum-half.

Quote: Griff @ December 10 2008, 12:45 PM GMT

;)

She's also of Argentinian descent, if that shocks you further.

I'll tell you a hot Argentinian: the president. :$

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 10 2008, 12:47 PM GMT

-obviously attractive female??

Says you. The man who likes Kate Bush. And ... whoever else it was. I suppose at least you see the truth of Kate Moss.

Quote: Curt @ December 10 2008, 12:53 PM GMT

I just heard about Sark on CBC news because they are about to end the last Feudal system and become a democracy. I hate them because I'm ridiculously jealous of their beautiful and technology free country.
Pictures of their country side and homes are now my background.
Damn them!

I don't understand why they would want to get rid of it. Weird.

Quote: Griff @ December 10 2008, 12:59 PM GMT

But Welsh women are bew-tiful! Like Charlotte Church.

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Is it just me or does this remind you of Moby Dick?

Quote: Griff @ December 10 2008, 12:59 PM GMT

But Welsh women are bew-tiful! Like Charlotte Church.

Are you Welsh, Griff? Or am I making inane assumptions on the basis of your name?

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:58 PM GMT

I'll tell you a hot Argentinian: the president. :$

Ha!

Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 12:59 PM GMT

I don't understand why they would want to get rid of it. Weird.

In this case I don't understand either, they are so very small. But apparently it's being pushed by the richest family on the island. They are also running in the election.
Before this election it sounds like a possible Aaron paradise, heck it sounds like a paradise to me!

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