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Damn the recession! No one at our work is getting a pay rise for next year! Although, that is going to be reviewed in March. And we're still getting our Christmas bonus, so not all bad!

In more festive news, we've just put the Christmas tree up in our office. It was £1 from Poundland!

Quote: Ben @ December 10 2008, 11:38 AM GMT

Damn the recession! No one at our work is getting a pay rise for next year! Although, that is going to be reviewed in March. And we're still getting our Christmas bonus, so not all bad!

In more festive news, we've just put the Christmas tree up in our office. It was £1 from Poundland!

Ha, ha! We've got three and they cost 80 quid each.

We're soooooo good at Christmas.

In other news, I worked all night and have had only 2 hours sleep.

Woke up and there's about half an inch of snow on the ground. Weird! Pretty! Cold!

Quote: Seefacts @ December 10 2008, 11:57 AM GMT

In other news, I worked all night and have had only 2 hours sleep.

Are you sure you meant "worked" and not "wanked"?

Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 12:23 PM GMT

Are you sure you meant "worked" and not "wanked"?

Well, unless I'm getting paid to wank then yes.

Quote: Seefacts @ December 10 2008, 12:28 PM GMT

Well, unless I'm getting paid to wank then yes.

You got paid for that School of Comedy. So I guess...

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:30 PM GMT

You got paid for that School of Comedy. So I guess...

Yeahhhhh, the joke really is on me in this situation.

I've often wondered, Seefacts, whether you now stare at young teenagers and think "I shall bring you to life on screen one day. I SHALL!".

Quote: Ben @ December 10 2008, 12:33 PM GMT

I've often wondered, Seefacts, whether you now stare at young teenagers and think "I shall bring you to life on screen one day. I SHALL!".

With that beard, I always imagine him staring at people slightly younger than teenagers.

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:34 PM GMT

With that beard, I always imagine him staring at people slightly younger than teenagers.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Ben @ December 10 2008, 12:33 PM GMT

I've often wondered, Seefacts, whether you now stare at young teenagers and think "I shall bring you to life on screen one day. I SHALL!".

I stare at young teenagers, of course. . . Oh, there's more. Er, yes, I say 'I can make you a star' and then I coach them in the back of my car.*

*I check how old they are first obviously. If they're younger than Channel 5 it's a no-no.

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:34 PM GMT

With that beard, I always imagine him staring at people slightly younger than teenagers.

Ah, we've done the same joke. And it's not a beard, it's stubble.

Quote: Seefacts @ December 10 2008, 12:36 PM GMT

Ah, we've done the same joke.

I know, I saw School of Comedy. :(

Quote: chipolata @ December 10 2008, 12:30 PM GMT

You got paid for that School of Comedy. So I guess...

Laughing out loud

Chip, being sincere for a moment, did you not like School Of Comedy?

Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 12:39 PM GMT

Laughing out loud

Chip, being sincere for a moment, did you not like School Of Comedy?

No. I mean yes, I did not like School of Comedy.

Luckily I don't give a f**k.

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