Quote: DaButt @ December 10 2008, 1:02 AM GMTElvis positively reeked of class.
And cheeseburgers.
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Quote: Leevil @ December 10 2008, 1:48 AM GMTAnd cheeseburgers.
And if Sleeping Pills, Painkillers and Antidepressants had a smell I'm sure he reeked like those too.
And whatever he shat out into the toilet he was sat on.
Or the vomit he was found face first in....
...wait I guess that might smell like the drugs if those drugs had a smell.
Drugs smell like some real nasty shit man, just say "No". Even if the question is, "Do you NOT want any drugs?"
Quote: Leevil @ December 10 2008, 2:18 AM GMTDrugs smell like some real nasty shit man, just say "No". Even if the question is, "Do you NOT want any drugs?"
What about Elvis Costello impersonators? We don't want innocent Elvi to get caught up in this blanket ban. 
They're the worst type. They already confuse me with the Buddy Holly impersonators.
Quote: Aaron @ December 9 2008, 4:46 PM GMTYou're just jealous of his once-good looks. I'm betting your wives/girlfriends were obsessed with him, thus entrenching a deep-rooted hatred for the King in your twisted, warped mind.
I reiterate...
Apparently Elvis was really blonde. He dyed his hair black, because he wanted to look like Tony Curtis. Also, he was related to Abraham Lincoln.
Killed his twin brother in the womb, hated penetrative sex, was a secret deputy in the DEA and FBI (by Nixon's personal aproval), invented the BBQ pork pizza, built his father a swimming pool in his bedroom.
He was also an amazing singer and entertainer who brough joy to millions.
Woah. I'm related to Abraham Lincoln. Does that mean I'm also related to Elvis?
Stormtrooper Elvis.
Quote: Aaron @ December 10 2008, 11:09 AM GMTWoah. I'm related to Abraham Lincoln. Does that mean I'm also related to Elvis?
It means you're related to gentlemen suspected of bisexuality.
So you may be a tad fruity.