As we can clearly see here the Elvis Impersonator are infact the males of the Pony species.
No Elvis Impersonator, no more ponies.
These 2 are clearly about to mate.
Even sandwiches want to be Elvis.
Should Elvis Impersonators Be Outlawed Worldwide? Page 2
Quote: Nick Rivers @ December 9 2008, 5:18 PM GMTMaybe introduce their natural predator? Hmmmmmm.
Or a parasite?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 9 2008, 5:28 PM GMTOr a parasite?
Errrrr. Yeah. That's the one ! Biology O-level seems such a long time ago....
Quote: Griff @ December 9 2008, 5:20 PM GMTYou mean the deep-fried peanut butter sub?
hook me up that sounds awesome.
A hollowed out loaf filled with a pound of bacon and smothered in peanut butter, then deep fried. 
On a general level yes. On specific level no. Ask Elvis on Steve Wrights show is great and the impersonation is tops.
He was quite the handsome bugger!
I'll be in Vegas in 2 weeks, so please don't take away one of my favorite parts of the city. 
My middle school yearbook had a full-page tribute to The King the year he died.
Quote: DaButt @ December 9 2008, 9:50 PM GMTI'll be in Vegas in 2 weeks, so please don't take away one of my favorite parts of the city.
My middle school yearbook had a full-page tribute to The King the year he died.
What? 1952?
Quote: sootyj @ December 9 2008, 5:15 PM GMTAny one who dislikes Elvis impersonators is evil and most likely wets the bed.
Deliberately.
I hate them and I haven't wet the bed for - um - ages!
Quote: David Chapman @ December 10 2008, 12:07 AM GMTWhat? 1952?
I hate them and I haven't wet the bed for - um - ages!
I do not hate them I simply wish them outlawed. Do not wet the bed much either 
Quote: David Chapman @ December 10 2008, 12:07 AM GMTWhat? 1952?
THE King. Long may he reign.
Quote: DaButt @ December 10 2008, 12:42 AM GMTTHE King. Long may he reign.
Charles, William?
HRH Elvis Aaron Presley, AKA The Earl of Peanut Butter and Nanner Sandwich.
Oh of course I suppose he was Royalty compared the rest of you Yanks.
We have a bit more class over here.
Quote: David Chapman @ December 10 2008, 12:59 AM GMTWe have a bit more class over here.
Elvis positively reeked of class.
Quote: DaButt @ December 10 2008, 1:02 AM GMTElvis positively reeked of class.